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ShamWow Guy Busted For Slap Chopping Prostitute


#1

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html


#2

Ha! I hate that golem looking motherfucker. If you want to sell me a product, at least pick a spokesman who decended from apes, not some kind of lizard.


#3

He always reminded me of Moe from The Simpsons.


#4

Is it me or does it look like he got the worst of it?


#5

She's no normal hooker...

I looked up her address listed on the arrest affidavit and she lives at a 7500 sq ft home that's currently for sale at $1.9 million.

http://www.buysellsouthflorida.com/MyHomeDtl.asp?HomeID=660141&P=36

I guess when you're in prison and not making a grand a night, it's hard to pay the bills.


#6

Whats with his mouth,its like he thinks he allways has that stupid mic on his face.


#7

for sure that's a for sure!


#8

You're gonna love my nuts.


#9

I KNEW that guy was greasy as shit. Just knew it!


#10

yeah roger that


#11

Guess she doesn't like shammies...


#12

Even a ShamWow can't clean up THAT mess.


#13

So she's a hooker and bites his tongue, but he gets in trouble for hitting her because she wouldn't release his tongue? WTF?


#14

That's a bit harsh, isn't it? Moe may have run a panda-smuggling operation out of his bar and used a barbed-wire wrapped boxing glove called "The Stinger", but he's infinitely more upstanding and credible than the ShamWow guy!


#15

He does look like he got the worst of it. Did she hit him in the face with a shovel? Cause that's what he looks like.


#16

I believe she was charged as well.


#17

Hate to say it, but she's not bad looking. At least she's best looking prostitute I've seen.


#18

Than you have not seen that many.

http://www.target-escort.de/

http://www.bugattiescorts.com/


#19

^Sweet!

They take AmEx.


#20

An escort is not the same as a prostitute. Read the small print...