Officer: Tryin to get drunk tonight?
Drunk: I'm gettin there
Officer: you're under arrest
Drunk: what the fuck for?
Officer: you might be drunk driving later on [has Drunk do a field sobriety test and breathalizer].
Drunk: Holy shit, we got our DD right there.
Officer With Night Stick Up His Ass: You're publicly intoxicated, we're taking you downtown.
Drunk: You're just pissed that you have a pathetic 70's porn/cop stache.
Officer: Book'em Dan-o
What have we learned here? we've learned that you can now get arrested for drunk driving if you're nowhere close to your car and have no intentions of driving. great.
This is basically saying "person drinks... they drive too"
which is total hogwash, it's like saying "person buys gun, he's a killer"
or better yet "guy looks at porn, he's a rapist"
It's a convoluted and fucked up generalization of one thing leads to another. Then again, some people deserve to be arrested when they drink too much.