So, recently I have been bursting out my pants shitting without any type stimuli present.
Like, this morning in the locker room at the gym I shit for a good ten minutes…nobody was in the room but me.
this shit was an “Diarreah Explosive” not a “firm turd” type thing and afterward everything ended like nothing happened…like one minute on the ground with shit exploding out of my ass everywhere around and the next second tieing my boots up, emotionless, smelly, and a little dehydrated.
I know, yeah yeah a nice big shit makes you feel good, but that’s the most recent example
it happens (has been lately, just started) everywhere
on the phone during an argument about moving…shit myself into hiccups
walking down the street
ordering a sub
anyone know what’s up?
dealt with this?
solved it?
WTF?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
While I find this mildly amusing, I often wonder why all men think shit, farts and erections are so damn funny??[/quote]
Our maturity levels are very low. I once took my gf’s iPhone and farted on it laugh hard for about 5 mins. I am ashamed to admit it. I then followed up texting her “Does your phone smell?”.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
While I find this mildly amusing, I often wonder why all men think shit, farts and erections are so damn funny??
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I often wonder why women don’t.[/quote]
Like I said, I think women find them amusing, but not piss yourself laughing funny.
Maybe because we’re the recipients of too many Dutch Ovens.
While the guys in my band no longer light their farts as often as they used to, they still blast them as loud as they can, and then say, “Did you hear that???”
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
While I find this mildly amusing, I often wonder why all men think shit, farts and erections are so damn funny??[/quote]
Our maturity levels are very low. I once took my gf’s iPhone and farted on it laugh hard for about 5 mins. I am ashamed to admit it. I then followed up texting her “Does your phone smell?”.