I was just lookin at this book on Amazon and it's one of those that you can see a little of what's written on the inside. I laughed so hard that I cried, and you can bet your ass that that's the only time you'll catch me cryin! Anyhow, just figured I'd leave an excerpt here for the rest of you to enjoy
(his dad) On Talking to Strangers
"Listen up, if someone is being nice to you, and you don't know them, run away. No one is nice to you just to be nice to you, and if they are, well, they can go take their pleasant ass somewhere else."