Dewd,
Just pull out after you get bored and spit on her back.
Then start rubbing it in…
Be like “Ohhh yeah, you love that, you love the sauce from my yogurt horse!”
Then wipe your ‘rubbing’ hand on her hair ;o)
just get some spanish fly or something. Put some icy/hot on your gooch. Do it while watching porn. think about dead puppies. dress her up like a terrorist, whatever gets you going.
Or get off the junk.
your call.
-chris
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Viking69 wrote:
Dbol would allow Calista Flockhart to experience gains… (although she would not retain any due to poor nutrition)
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LOL at the image of a roided up Calista losing her gains whilst eating a rice cake…[/quote]
lol
Or a single saltine cracker.
That’s true, the worst thing for endogenous test levels and sexual sides are anti depressants. On just the third week of taking Paxil years ago, I went from being as horny as a hound dog with two dicks (me nromally), to having ED, anorgasmia, and next to zero libido. It took several months to come back to life after I went off of that stuff.
That being said, the best countermeasures against any sexual sides are:
Cabergoline or bromocriptine for orgasmic dysfunction and libido.
Proviron for libido
Plus the usual meds for getting wood, like cialis. Those things should pretty much bullet-proof anyone’s sex life, IMO.
I don’t take any meds. Not even tylenol. I just picked up some 6-0x0, so we’ll see what happens. On a positive note I just got outta the squat rack and the strength is starting to come around. I’m gonna double up on the 6-0x0 and see what happens. I really appreciate all of the serious replies.
Honestly, unless you are off the juice I think the 6 oxo is a waste… But, as to your sexual problem, it sounds like you are getting that disorder Maude Lebowski talks about in that movie, Satyryism (check spelling) for men and Nymphomania for women?
[quote]realpeanutbutter wrote:
Dewd,
Just pull out after you get bored and spit on her back.
Then start rubbing it in…
Be like “Ohhh yeah, you love that, you love the sauce from my yogurt horse!”
Then wipe your ‘rubbing’ hand on her hair ;o)
just get some spanish fly or something. Put some icy/hot on your gooch. Do it while watching porn. think about dead puppies. dress her up like a terrorist, whatever gets you going.
Or get off the junk.
your call.
-chris[/quote]
That was fucking hilarious!!!
[quote]realpeanutbutter wrote:
Dewd,
Just pull out after you get bored and spit on her back.
-chris[/quote]
LMFAO… males fake also…
When you say you haven’t experienced much in the way of strength gains, how much exactly have you gained?
Some guys have too high of expectations, especially if they’ve never done a cycle before and don’t have anything to compare it to.
That being said, you should see some pretty good gains on 500mg of test a week.
[quote]FCFighter wrote:
When you say you haven’t experienced much in the way of strength gains, how much exactly have you gained?
Some guys have too high of expectations, especially if they’ve never done a cycle before and don’t have anything to compare it to.
That being said, you should see some pretty good gains on 500mg of test a week.[/quote]
can you give some example?
how much strenght can be gained?
just to have a “meter” to compare with…
[quote]cadav wrote:
FCFighter wrote:
When you say you haven’t experienced much in the way of strength gains, how much exactly have you gained?
Some guys have too high of expectations, especially if they’ve never done a cycle before and don’t have anything to compare it to.
That being said, you should see some pretty good gains on 500mg of test a week.
can you give some example?
how much strenght can be gained?
just to have a “meter” to compare with…[/quote]
Too many variables to say exactly(diet,rest,consistent training,motivation,etc.), but IMO 30-50 lbs. on your bench, 50 lbs.+ on your squat in a month. 500mg a week is a pretty good dose.
That’s just an estimate. Anyone else?