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Selling Game You Shot


#1

Anyone know anything about selling surplus game? I imagine it's illegal, but so is prostitution and there's tons of hoes on Craigslist looking to trade a 'date' for a donation.

Could I advertise Venison in exchange for a donation to my gas tank? Recommended donation is $8/lb?


#2

Lol, you'll make a good member of the House of Representatives.


#3

Are you in Donna Edwards district?!?!? I need your help if you are !!


#4

HELL NO...I'm in Carroll Country.


#5

We've got like the only Republican in MD...


#6

I know its illegal here, as well as pretty much anywhere I believe. Some states tout some pretty steep penalties for it I think. I usually donate mine to the local children's home. They have a drive for that every year.


#7

Invest in a deep freeze freezer.


#8

Stop shooting stuff you can't eat, you Bambi-killing MONSTER.


#9

Just for the record, you dont shoot Bambi, you shoot Bambis mom.


#10

Wouldn't Bambi be more tender, like veal?


#11

Well, I dont know about the US but in these here parts you are not allowed to shoot baby animals.

Plus, its in the movie.


#12

Except for wild boars.

Them you can shoot all you want.

You just wont because they are as clever as disease ridden.


#13

Well, I certainly wouldn't go around shooting someone's MOM, you MONSTER.


#14

Of course you would not.

You could not hit a moving target if your life depended on it.


#15

We don't know that. I might be really good at it. I probably am, being keen of sight (with my glasses on) and steady of stance, and all.


#16

I don't know if you could do it but maybe try selling a spent shell casing or arrow for the equivalent of what the processed deer would be, then throw in the venison as a bonus.


#17

I CAN eat it...I just want to make a buck...


#18

I'll buy some from you! My schedule is all fucked up right now and I might not be able to get out there to kill it myself. IIRC, we are practically neighbors.


#19

It is very illegal. I would only do it by word of mouth, if I were to do such a thing.

And Bambi is tender, very tender.


#20

Oh Gabby. :frowning:

I had veal last night and was thinking about you murderers. I think if Bambi were breaded, fried, and slathered with tomato sauce and mozzarella, I would wolf it down with a side of pasta, as I did last night, and as I have cruelly done to both Chicken Little and several eggplants I've seen wandering around in that condition.