[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
legend wrote:
“feel the shhhhtag, it’shhh heart beating”
“Hagisssh? What isssh haggissh?”[/quote]
"my cut sheeems to have improved your voishe ! "
[quote]Determined wrote:
Sean Connery went home and fucked the Prom Queen![/quote]
This is the only good one.
Why would you ever think of these?
Sean Connery is not an actor - the films you’ve seen are documentaries of an actual 00-agent’s missions, taken by hidden camera. Any character names he has assumed were secret identities, including the name Sean Connery…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Why would you ever think of these?[/quote]
Practice for the day when I actually make a funny.
[quote]Kailash wrote:
Sean Connery is not an actor - those movies you’ve seen are documentaries of a true to life 00-agent, via hidden camera. Any character names he used in these films were secret identities, including the name Sean Connery…[/quote]
One strike against Sean Connery…he willing partook of the debacle that was Highlander II.
Sean Connery invented baldness.
Sean Connery once blocked a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick with a
thumb-knuckle punch. The explosion formed the Orion Nebula, and
spontaneously created Vin Diesel.
Sean Connery’s semen is the antidote for death.
Sean Connery’s
thumb-knuckle punch is death.
Sean giveth, and Sean taketh away.
The film “Red Sun Rising” originally had a budget of less than $22 million.
The final figure of $65 million was due to Sean accidentally killing 300
stuntmen with thumb-knuckle punches to the throat. After the hush money was
paid to their families, the blooper reel of dying stuntmen was sold direct
to video as “Bloodsport 15”.
Sean Connery always wins. And he always fucks the prom queen.
Sean Connery defeated the entire mongolian empire by wringkling his left eyebrow.
Sean Connery shot Bambi’s mother.
Sean Connery’s nuts are so badass, he walks through cactusfields in his kilt just to get a little scratch going.
Sean Connery has no problem undressing your woman, doing her from behind, and teabagging the bitch, with you standing a feet away.
In fact, Sean Connery invented teabagging when a woman at a local pub didn’t know how to make tea. He showed the bitch.
Sean Connery showed her with a wrinkled eyebrow to boot.
Sean Connery isn’t really Scottish at all. He doens’t wear underwear because the pants haven’t been built to take the job on.
When you least expect it, Sean Connery is sleeping with your wife.
If you’re going to get a snack during commercials, Sean Connery has slept with your wife. Twice.
If you can’t see your wife right now, she’s probably sleeping with Sean Connery.
[quote]swivel wrote:
danreeves1973 wrote:
legend wrote:
“feel the shhhhtag, it’shhh heart beating”
“Hagisssh? What isssh haggissh?”
"my cut sheeems to have improved your voishe ! "
[/quote]
“you have the mannersh of a goat and shhmell like a dungheap”
DVD was free with the sunday newspaper last week, my video is just about worn out
Sean Connery’s wig has had more pussy than you, your dad and his grandfather put together
sean connery was really luke’s real father,
and yours too.
But Sean Connery DID participate in the 1950 Mr. Universe for Scotland. I saw on his wikipedia when I did a Feature Obituary for school.
Sean Connery can palm a basketball…with his beard.
Sean Connery always hits on hard 17’s.
When the astronauts first landed on the moon, they saw Sean Connery’s footprint, proving he was already there. They then got scared shitless, packed it up and went back to earth.
“If he putshhh one of your guyshhh in the hoshhhpital, you put one of hishh in the mooouuuurge”
One of the best lines ever.
However, he did that piece of shit “A Good Man in Africa…”
Man I hate that movie.
Never mind. Someone beat me to it.