I humbly request you shoot her next.
I suggest the above. She should also be pelted with corn cobs between dunks for some reason.
Thought you were going to say Sarah Palin. My bad.
I started thinking about a list of potentials, but saw 10 seconds of that video. Yes, she needs to be top priority.
They can drop the body off at my house, no need to put it in the sea
Do you hear that? I think kurt just blew his brains out again.
Rule No. 1 of Team 6: You don't talk about Team 6
There's no roster listing who's in the group, no photos coming out of the men who conducted the historic raid. When Business Insider contacted a former SEAL digging for more info, the response was opaque: "You know I'd love to help you, man, but I can't say a word about Team 6. There is no Team 6."
I'm sure their spouses and children are glad they'll be home safe. Apparently when SEALs are told to go "wheels up" they're not allowed to tell anyone anything about where they're going or how long they'll be gone. And if they don't come back, their families aren't told anything either, just that they are dead, but not how or where or when. I can't imagine living like that. Those women and children deserve medals too.
Rule #2 of Seal Team 6 - You don't kill hot chicks. Even if they can't sing.
WTF? Dude, she's only going to get hotter. Why in the holy hell would you choose Miley Cyrus over Rebecca Black, Beiber... or U2?
And it's not like she's going to be off tune while your dick is in her mouth... you and SSC definitely got it spot on here.
Beiber will get hotter too, just wait until her tits come in.
Okay...according to Wikipedia, there IS no SEAL Team 6. It was dissolved in 1987:
SEAL Team 6 was dissolved in 1987. The operators of SEAL Team Six established the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, also known as DEVGRU. While DEVGRU is administratively supported by Naval Special Warfare Command, they are operationally under the command of the Joint Special Operations Command.
Goddamn. So very, very well played sir.
You honestly believed that Wikipedia of all places would have reliable info on a special ops unit?
According to the actual SEAL site, there are teams 1, 3, 5, 7 on the west coast, 2 4, 8, 10, on the east coast and others:
Actually, that is accurate. My cousin is training for the SEALs in San Diego, (where I live) we saw him on Easter and he was telling us all about DEVGRU. They are the real thing. The top echelon of 'elite'. The blackest of black ops are carried out by DEVGRU. All the weapons and armor in development, that won't be issued to the military for another 5-10 years, DEVGRU is using it now.