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School & No Food


#1

I'm so hungry, but im at school and have no food, what should I do?

I'm in a bulking phase and I am completely starving right now!

I wont be home for another 50 minutes.


#2

How is there no food? Go buy something at the snack bar or a vending machine. Then eat something nutritious when you get home.


#3

Wait until you get home, eat, and then prepare some meals in advance so it won't happen again.


#4

Ummm... wait until you get home to eat? WTF do you think we can do? Send you food?


#5

Hahahaha


#6

Cut a finger open and suck on it. Be careful about consuming too much blood though, as the iron content is high. Do not consume blood from a vagina.

If you stare really really hard at the computer monitor for 50 minutes, then I will send food to your house.


#7

Start a mutuany with your fellow classmates, kill the faculty and eat their bodies.

Nutrition facts for Human Being

Calories-190
Total fat-3g
Sat Fat -1g
Fiber -0
Total Carbs-0
Sugars -0
Protein -26g

Or you could just plan ahead and buy some protein bars for next time.


#8

Your teacher would be very happy to supply you with blood from her virgina....


#9

Blood from her "virginia?"

What does a state have to do with it?


#10

Well,someone can't read...