Scholarship Opportunity for One of T-Nation's Own

Just so its clear I’m not begging for anyone’s sympathy. This is a contest for a “Good Sport” scholarship. So the money is going to whomever the scholarship panel deems to be the three “Best Sports” out of the top ten vote getters in my state. So the money is going to go to somebody DB whether they have a sob story or not. So no DB, I have not survived any tragic accidents or overcome and unusual obstacles but excuse me for trying to get some free money for my education. I’m not really sure how applying for something that people created for that sole purpose and marketing myself based on the character attributes that the people giving the money away want to see makes me guilty of altruism. I do have to thank you though…before you began commenting on my thread I had about 6 hits. Now thanks to you that number is up in the hundreds and I’m willing to bet a few of them have voted for me.

^ DB strikes again. You got to love the crazy ball smashing box squating naked mother fucker.

OP. you do not need to explain…youve explained enough. If I can help a young man get a chance at an excellent education and am going to be so bold to have enough faith in humanity that you are not doing this for another reason Im all for it…some people just like to be difficult and like to bust balls for busting balls sake…

I think it’s really shitty for the entire contest to boil down to an online vote. It’s not that like site is read by millions of people, and if it was who has the time to evaluate each and every contestant’s application? It comes down to who can spam their link better.

I voted for you, good luck.

Haha you’re quite bold matt. Thanks again

It does not take much to help out. Voted. Good Luck

This is total BS. I didnt vote

Everybody just fucking relax already. I’m just giving the kid a hard time in my own unique way. I voted for him three days ago. Hell, I was probably the first guy from here to vote for the OP. I’m in the process of finishing my teaching credential; of course I’m going to take any opportunity to help someone further their education. Fuck, I thought you guys knew me well enough by now to understand that I’m just trying to make him squirm a little in exchange for my vote.

Which brings me to the point of this post. Normally I’m not one for rules of any sort in any of these threads. No rules for posting, period. But I think an exception should be made for those who want to start threads asking for our vote on something that will benefit you. Mainly, I think the OP in these sorts of threads has to send every person who comes on here and confirms that they cast a vote in favor of the OP a naked picture of his sister, mother or any other attractive female member of his family. For the ladies who vote, you have to PM them a picture of your dick. If this doesn’t happen, it’s the responsibility of whomever has cast a vote and failed to receive a picture in a timely fashion to make this known to the rest of the T-Nation so that we can all withhold our votes until the naked pictures are forthcoming.

Another rule is a little bit harder to follow, or at least to verify that it’s been followed. You CANNOT waste any opportunity at all that is given to you in part due to the efforts of the T-Nation. For this particular thread, the OP had better not spend college (if he wins the scholarship) fucking around and getting mediocre grades while banging questionable women and drinking shitty booze. You had better be pulling straight A’s, drinking, smoking and snorting the good shit and breaking the hearts of the finest women in school. And you have to provide pcitures of these conquests as an addendum to your original thread that got you the scholarship in the first place.

Other than that, I have nothing else to say.

Haha I knew you were just fucking with me DB I’ve seen plenty of your posts. Thank you for you twisted form of support on the forum and your vote. Good luck with finishing your credential. As a public high school student I can say we are in need of more qualified teachers

[quote]maineiac42 wrote:
Haha I knew you were just fucking with me DB I’ve seen plenty of your posts. Thank you for you twisted form of support on the forum and your vote. Good luck with finishing your credential. As a public high school student I can say we are in need of more qualified teachers[/quote]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where the hell is my picture? Don’t think that we’re going to grandfather you in or something. You’ve got a lot of pictures to get sent out young man and I suggest that you start proving you’re worthy of our votes by getting those picture out to us in a timely fashion. Right guys?

you have to grandfather me…that shit would be ex post facto

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]maineiac42 wrote:
Haha I knew you were just fucking with me DB I’ve seen plenty of your posts. Thank you for you twisted form of support on the forum and your vote. Good luck with finishing your credential. As a public high school student I can say we are in need of more qualified teachers[/quote]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where the hell is my picture? Don’t think that we’re going to grandfather you in or something. You’ve got a lot of pictures to get sent out young man and I suggest that you start proving you’re worthy of our votes by getting those picture out to us in a timely fashion. Right guys?[/quote]

DB if you want the kid to send you a dick pict why dont just get to the fucking point and ask him for christs sake.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]maineiac42 wrote:
Haha I knew you were just fucking with me DB I’ve seen plenty of your posts. Thank you for you twisted form of support on the forum and your vote. Good luck with finishing your credential. As a public high school student I can say we are in need of more qualified teachers[/quote]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where the hell is my picture? Don’t think that we’re going to grandfather you in or something. You’ve got a lot of pictures to get sent out young man and I suggest that you start proving you’re worthy of our votes by getting those picture out to us in a timely fashion. Right guys?[/quote]

DB if you want the kid to send you a dick pict why dont just get to the fucking point and ask him for christs sake. [/quote]

He’s too young. At seventeen there’s still a chance I could get popped for kiddie porn. Otherwise, I’m down. In fact, why don’t you send me a pic of your dick instead?

Don’t go into dept for that political science degree. You will be sorely disappointed.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]maineiac42 wrote:
Haha I knew you were just fucking with me DB I’ve seen plenty of your posts. Thank you for you twisted form of support on the forum and your vote. Good luck with finishing your credential. As a public high school student I can say we are in need of more qualified teachers[/quote]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where the hell is my picture? Don’t think that we’re going to grandfather you in or something. You’ve got a lot of pictures to get sent out young man and I suggest that you start proving you’re worthy of our votes by getting those picture out to us in a timely fashion. Right guys?[/quote]

DB if you want the kid to send you a dick pict why dont just get to the fucking point and ask him for christs sake. [/quote]

He’s too young. At seventeen there’s still a chance I could get popped for kiddie porn. Otherwise, I’m down. In fact, why don’t you send me a pic of your dick instead?[/quote]

hahahahaha here is my black cock.

My classes cost 2.7k a semester, You should go to a Cal State.

I’ll vote repeatedly if you correct the spelling errors you made in this thread’s title.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
DB cooper = biggest loser on T-Nation.[/quote]

and will never find true love. If he does and his love becomes paralyzed, the fucker will leave her. Piece of shit.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
I’ll vote repeatedly if you correct the spelling errors you made in this thread’s title.[/quote]

fuck…how do i do that?

edit: figured it out

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