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Say Goodbye to Those Chubby Cheeks

“Since graduating from medical school, Dr. Jeffery has dedicated himself to eradicating childhood obesity through a radically different approach. The statistics show the old school methods of diet and exercise just aren’t working. Through careful experimentation with drugs, hormones and bariatric surgery, Dr. Jeffery has experienced great success in the fight against childhood obesity. Paying little attention to the skepticism he first experienced, today, Dr. Jeffery is considered a pioneer in baby bariatrics by his peers.”

http://www.babybariatrics.com/

lipo for babies

GIRAFFE-X Growth Hormone injections can turn your fat child into the next NBA Star. Rasing a child is costly… Why shouldnâ??t you get a return on your investment?

hahaha what is this, an Onion affiliate?

Employment Opportunities
If you are an attractive, single female between the ages of 18 and 25 and looking for an exciting career as a medical assistant, please contact us to arrange a personal interview with Dr. Jeffery.

I heard that bicep implants are 100% more effective than any arm exercise ever invented!

Guys, figure out if you qualify your babies!

http://www.babybariatrics.com/qualify-1.html

You naturally get fat around 10-12 if your a boy, its just part of the growing process. Dont fuck with it.

[quote]No Payne No Gain wrote:
You naturally get fat around 10-12 if your a boy, its just part of the growing process. Dont fuck with it.[/quote]

You didn’t get the joke, did you?

I can imagine people taking this piece of shit seriously.

[quote]PhatAznGuy wrote:
I can imagine people taking this piece of shit seriously.[/quote]

like you?

I was a big fat baby and Dr. Jeffry saved my life! Now at 3years old I have sinuous muscle, a six pack abs and haven’t seen so much pussy since I got pushed down the birth canal.

Thanks Dr. Jeffry!

[quote]No Payne No Gain wrote:
You naturally get fat around 10-12 if your a boy, its just part of the growing process. Dont fuck with it.[/quote]

not with Giraffe X growth hormone!! i put that shit on everything!

This made me LOL a bit.

“Our state-of-the-art facility is conveniently located in Tijuana, Mexico near Hospital Angeles.”

and

"ACCREDITATION

Waiting for accreditation from:

* Harvard Medical School
* American Medical Association
* American Academy of Pediatrics
* Johns Hopkins University
* Stanford School of Medicine
* Yale University
* Dr. Koop"

A seriously amateur work though, nowhere near the league of “the onion”.