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Saw Murder Last Week

I still feel like throwing up.

I was riding home from school on my bus from an early class, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen.

Then my mom got scared, she said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought “Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo homes, smell ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I don’t know how to respond to this. The first paragraph has me mortified while the second has me thinking of Will Smith.

Convincing

It was Kilppermeat.

So you loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hell, that is.

Drowning pools.

Stars with Scars.

Goooooollleeee!

How old are you that you ride the school bus but still remember the finest TV theme song of the early 90’s?

… wtf? is that some sort of sick joke?
arn’t u that pussy who gets people to walk him to his car in the gym parking lot?

Damn… I can’t tell whether to be disturbed or to rofl.

Needs more desu.

I personally want to beat up anyone who responds to this post in disgust.

This made my weekend. And I was already having a good weekend.

Best. Post. Ever.

I was picturing the scene in my head,started to feel a big ill then u wrote down the theme to Fresh prince.
Still singing the song in my head.

All is good

One of the best post’s of the year IMO,its starts off very serious and morbid then to the opening theme from a great 90’s tv show.

Bravo

King of Kings

lol, hilarious.

It was like the Sixth Sense, except with funniness.

I followed suit thinking damn that’s some wild shit to happen right in front of your face then I almost pissed on my floor. T-Nation needs more posts like this.

But seriously. Did you really see the guy get killed?

you’re from offtopic.com aren’t you

[quote]Charged wrote:
… wtf? is that some sort of sick joke?
arn’t u that pussy who gets people to walk him to his car in the gym parking lot?[/quote]

He couldn’t find a male escort so he had to leave his car in the parking lot and take the bus.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
It was Kilppermeat.[/quote]

yeah, we all know how he rolls.

http://www.T-Nation.com/forum_images/fd0e7-50a6f-IMAG0077.jpg

This has been posted at numerous other forums for a long time. It keeps getting recycled.

[quote]King of Kings wrote:
I was picturing the scene in my head,started to feel a big ill then u wrote down the theme to Fresh prince.
Still singing the song in my head.

All is good

One of the best post’s of the year IMO,its starts off very serious and morbid then to the opening theme from a great 90’s tv show.

Bravo

King of Kings[/quote]

me too. the first part started to ge to me, then the first line into the second paragraph, the whole opening sequence of the show came into my head.

I gotta stop looking at this stuff at work…I’m starting to look like an idiot bustin’ out laughing all the time. but stuff like this keeps me coming back :slight_smile:

[quote]technic wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
I was picturing the scene in my head,started to feel a big ill then u wrote down the theme to Fresh prince.
Still singing the song in my head.

All is good

One of the best post’s of the year IMO,its starts off very serious and morbid then to the opening theme from a great 90’s tv show.

Bravo

King of Kings

me too. the first part started to ge to me, then the first line into the second paragraph, the whole opening sequence of the show came into my head.

I gotta stop looking at this stuff at work…I’m starting to look like an idiot bustin’ out laughing all the time. but stuff like this keeps me coming back :slight_smile:
[/quote]

damnit I was laughing pictureing you laughing and now my family thinks I have down syndrom