A man was having horrible lower abdominal pain and went to see his doctor. The doctor did a physical exam, ultrasound, and even and MRI but could not figure out what it was.
he told the man, all we could do now is exploratory surgery and look if there is something the other tests missed. And if there is, we can take care of it right there. The man agrees.
He wakes up after the surgery and the doctor is standing at the foot of his bed looking concerned. The man says, Oh doctor - how did the surgery go.
The doctor replies, well I have good news and bad news. The man says, give me the good news first - I feel so bad I need it to cheer me up.
The doctor says, well we were able to save your tsticles.
The man says, Oh that is great - whats the bad news.
The doctor says, They are in a little jar under your pillow