football football football!!!
Watching Gran Torino at the moment.
I’ll never forget when I saw it in the theater - a JAPANESE theater, occupied entirely by Japanese people - and trying (completely in vain) to contain my laughter at the steady stream of Asian slurs that Mr. Eastwood belts out at a rate of 3 per sentence.
I mean, “fish head”! How can you not fucking laugh at that??
I went by myself that day. The only whitey in the theater, laughing to himself uncontrollably at taunts directed at every other theater-goer in attendance.
Just a tad awkward…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
kitchen kitchen kitchen!!!
Makin sammmiches, sammiches sammmmmiches
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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Watching Gran Torino at the moment.
I’ll never forget when I saw it in the theater - a JAPANESE theater, occupied entirely by Japanese people - and trying (completely in vain) to contain my laughter at the steady stream of Asian slurs that Mr. Eastwood belts out at a rate of 3 per sentence.
I mean, “fish head”! How can you not fucking laugh at that??
I went by myself that day. The only whitey in the theater, laughing to himself uncontrollably at taunts directed at every other theater-goer in attendance.
Just a tad awkward… [/quote]
Aren’t you like 6’5"? So therefore scare everyone because you are twice their size?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Aren’t you like 6’5"? So therefore scare everyone because you are twice their size?[/quote]
6`4". They must have thought I was some horrible, bigoted Barbarian from Germania. I just would have needed a leg of mutton and tankard of grog to complete the scene…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
kitchen kitchen kitchen!!!
Makin sammmiches, sammiches sammmmmiches
[/quote]
fixed[/quote]
Good idea, but I’ve neglected my grocery shopping. I have greek yogurt, beer, and semi-old eggs.
Sounds like it’s time for pizza or sammiches (yay Jimmy John’s) and beer. And FOOTBALL!
[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
CB - nurturing a child, especially at the pregnancy stage, is way better than anything painting a town red (or white?) could offer. Congrats! Boy or girl?
JTF - What do you do that has you coming in on Sunday?[/quote]
I’m a butcher for a shitty grocery chain. Foodlion, not sure if they have them out your way.[/quote]
No they don’t, but I’ve seen one some where. Maybe Virginia or Pennsylvania? Does that sound right?
<------- does not care for football. The irony…
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Watching Gran Torino at the moment.
I’ll never forget when I saw it in the theater - a JAPANESE theater, occupied entirely by Japanese people - and trying (completely in vain) to contain my laughter at the steady stream of Asian slurs that Mr. Eastwood belts out at a rate of 3 per sentence.
I mean, “fish head”! How can you not fucking laugh at that??
I went by myself that day. The only whitey in the theater, laughing to himself uncontrollably at taunts directed at every other theater-goer in attendance.
Just a tad awkward… [/quote]
Epic!
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
<------- does not care for football. The irony…
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You shut your whore mouth when the men are talking.
Watching the last of season 2 of Mad Men right now, finished Trailer Park Boys last week (which is glorious).
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
<------- does not care for football. The irony…
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You shut your whore mouth when the men are talking.[/quote]
Anchor Man!!!
And Brick killed a guy!
I’m kinda glad that I am not doing anything tonight. Me and one other guy packed all of the heavy items of my sister in laws house into a truck today.
Pianos are my arch nemesis. Every time I am asked to help move someone, they have a fucking piano that they want to take with them but haven’t played in some exorbitant amount of time and still think that some day they are going to.
Fuck them and their fucking pianos. When the hell are people going to wise up and start wishing they played a more reasonable instrument, like a damn piccolo or something? Even a fucking tuba wouldn’t be so bad, but a piano?
I think that next time I’m invited to help someone move and they have a piano, I am going to test them. If they can’t play something slightly more complex than “Chopsticks” I’m going to slam the cover down on their digits, stuff them int the back of it, then beat on the sides with a sledge hammer until they agree that they don’t really need one in their next house as much as they thought.
Go back to your home on whore island!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
kitchen kitchen kitchen!!!
Makin sammmiches, sammiches sammmmmiches
[/quote]
fixed[/quote]
Good idea, but I’ve neglected my grocery shopping. I have greek yogurt, beer, and semi-old eggs.
Sounds like it’s time for pizza or sammiches (yay Jimmy John’s) and beer. And FOOTBALL![/quote]
Jimmy John’s bread rocks my face, harder than Bon Jovi. The Ultimate Porker with a Hefeweizen, preferrably Saint Arnolds, make for a great Saturday in.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’m kinda glad that I am not doing anything tonight. Me and one other guy packed all of the heavy items of my sister in laws house into a truck today.
Pianos are my arch nemesis. Every time I am asked to help move someone, they have a fucking piano that they want to take with them but haven’t played in some exorbitant amount of time and still think that some day they are going to.
Fuck them and their fucking pianos. When the hell are people going to wise up and start wishing they played a more reasonable instrument, like a damn piccolo or something? Even a fucking tuba wouldn’t be so bad, but a piano?
I think that next time I’m invited to help someone move and they have a piano, I am going to test them. If they can’t play something slightly more complex than “Chopsticks” I’m going to slam the cover down on their digits, stuff them int the back of it, then beat on the sides with a sledge hammer until they agree that they don’t really need one in their next house as much as they thought.
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Sounds like someone needs a sandwich and a hefeweizen.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
kitchen kitchen kitchen!!!
Makin sammmiches, sammiches sammmmmiches
[/quote]
fixed[/quote]
Good idea, but I’ve neglected my grocery shopping. I have greek yogurt, beer, and semi-old eggs.
Sounds like it’s time for pizza or sammiches (yay Jimmy John’s) and beer. And FOOTBALL![/quote]
Jimmy John’s bread rocks my face, harder than Bon Jovi. The Ultimate Porker with a Hefeweizen, preferrably Saint Arnolds, make for a great Saturday in.[/quote]
Neighbors are playing mariachi music. Makes me think perhaps I’ll walk over to the Messican restaurant down the street after the game instead. But yes, their bread is good. If you’re low carbing it, they will do a wrap in a lettuce leaf that is actually really good too.
HG, stuck at home on a Saturday night?
I was out and now back home, watching Welcome to The Jungle (Blair Witch and Cannibal Holocaust’s poor man). It’s kinda boring so I’ll go watch some porn soon and then make a booty call…
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
HG, stuck at home on a Saturday night?
I was out and now back home, watching Welcome to The Jungle (Blair Witch and Cannibal Holocaust’s poor man). It’s kinda boring so I’ll go watch some porn soon and then make a booty call…
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No sex for me tonight. I may watch some porn, if anything probably just a quick pull and some sleep.
It is Labor day weekend though, I have AMPLE time to catch up. It might as well be new years.
Have fun though, send me some vibes.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’m kinda glad that I am not doing anything tonight…
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Sounds like someone needs a sandwich and a hefeweizen.[/quote]
Sandwich always does the trick. And coffee, then probably tie some flies.