This is a one on one fight, fellas. No reindeer, no elves, no dentists.
And DA, Santa is lucky it’s a one on one. Can you imagine how many litters of bunnies the EB must have had over the past couple thousand years? Mrs. Clause can only kick out maybe 1 baby a year. The EB is multiplying at an incredible rate.
So yeah, one on one makes it as fair as possible.
One more point. Clause has a team of elves and reindeer helping him all year long. The EB gets his dirty work done solo. He’s basically doing 500 times the amount of work Clause is. You Santa queers are off your rockers.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One more point. Clause has a team of elves and reindeer helping him all year long. The EB gets his dirty work done solo. He’s basically doing 500 times the amount of work Clause is. You Santa queers are off your rockers.[/quote]
You mention all the bunnies EB made over the years and then claim he works solo? Please. He sits on his lazy bunny ass when all his kids and rabbit bitches do the dirty work for him. In fact, he probably dresses up his older kids and makes them deliver baskets too.
Santa and his crew work in the North fucking Pole too, which makes them hardcore badasses. The soft bunnies can’t handle that kind of environment.
Bad ass dude.
Fat jolly queer.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
One more point. Clause has a team of elves and reindeer helping him all year long. The EB gets his dirty work done solo. He’s basically doing 500 times the amount of work Clause is. You Santa queers are off your rockers.
You mention all the bunnies EB made over the years and then claim he works solo? Please. He sits on his lazy bunny ass when all his kids and rabbit bitches do the dirty work for him. In fact, he probably dresses up his older kids and makes them deliver baskets too.
Santa and his crew work in the North fucking Pole too, which makes them hardcore badasses. The soft bunnies can’t handle that kind of environment. [/quote]
You have any proof the little bunnies are helping him or are you just throwing out accusations?
Hmm. Thought so.
EB. He can easily distract Fat ass by throwing some candy and marshmellow chicks on the ground. When Santa, who always stops to eat, reaches for them BAM!
EB is so quick he has time to hump Santa before he ends his cookie eating life.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Mrs. Clause can only kick out maybe 1 baby a year. [/quote]
Its a well known fact that Mrs. Claus is infertile. Real brave of you to pick on a childless couple…
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This is a one on one fight, fellas. No reindeer, no elves, no dentists.
And DA, Santa is lucky it’s a one on one. Can you imagine how many litters of bunnies the EB must have had over the past couple thousand years? Mrs. Clause can only kick out maybe 1 baby a year. The EB is multiplying at an incredible rate.
So yeah, one on one makes it as fair as possible. [/quote]
HAH, you think santa doesnt wheel more than 1 broad? Ms Clause is just there to prep his food and mix his anaconda before workouts, Santa rails the finest MILFS all around the world,
[quote]DieselAllDay wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
This is a one on one fight, fellas. No reindeer, no elves, no dentists.
And DA, Santa is lucky it’s a one on one. Can you imagine how many litters of bunnies the EB must have had over the past couple thousand years? Mrs. Clause can only kick out maybe 1 baby a year. The EB is multiplying at an incredible rate.
So yeah, one on one makes it as fair as possible.
HAH, you think santa doesnt wheel more than 1 broad? Ms Clause is just there to prep his food and mix his anaconda before workouts, Santa rails the finest MILFS all around the world,[/quote]
Ever hear the expression “humping like jackrabbits”?
I’ll give you one guess as to how that expression started.
Haven’t you seen the transformation Santa went through???
he is jacked up…and the Easter bunny is nothing more than a scrawny jackrabbit…besides…Santa has Jim Wendler at his disposal…and everyone knows Jim likes to fuck animals, the rabbit would get raped.
[quote]RenegadeHardt wrote:
Haven’t you seen the transformation Santa went through???
he is jacked up…and the Easter bunny is nothing more than a scrawny jackrabbit…besides…Santa has Jim Wendler at his disposal…and everyone knows Jim likes to fuck animals, the rabbit would get raped.
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It’s funny how all the Santa knob jobbers are creating lies to back up their cause.
As soon as you pansies want me to stop the pwnage, let me know.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
DeadPunk wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.
Meh, I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous calculations of how fast Santa would have to go and how much the toys/coal he carries would have to weigh if he were to visit every child in the world; I say we throw his name in the hat in the Thor/Supes debate 
I’m sure you’re aware that the Easter Bunny makes the same trip around the world to deliver baskets of eggs to children all over the world. And the kicker is that baskets are full of eggs, which are very fragile. The Easter Bunny is stealthy as shit.
V[/quote]
Please, EB just prances about indiscriminately giving out the same shit and moves on, SC takes the time to figure out what the kid deserves and find it amongst the millions of things he’s carrying. He might take the same time to get round the world total but he’s doing work that requires thought, I just don’t see a case for saying that the EB is faster. Plus, Santa has his mince pie based peri-workout nutrition down to a tee, CT just wishes he could nail down Santa’s protocol.
[quote]DieselAllDay wrote:
HAH, you think santa doesnt wheel more than 1 broad? Ms Clause is just there to prep his food and mix his anaconda before workouts, Santa rails the finest MILFS all around the world,[/quote]
Come on MILF’s?
You do know EB does this on a regular basis.
[quote]bilj wrote:
EB FTW[/quote]
St. Nick has the superior fear factor. The photographic evidence is overwhelming:
[quote]RenegadeHardt wrote:
Haven’t you seen the transformation Santa went through???
he is jacked up…and the Easter bunny is nothing more than a scrawny jackrabbit…besides…Santa has Jim Wendler at his disposal…and everyone knows Jim likes to fuck animals, the rabbit would get raped.
[/quote]
Uh, you have heard of the black ops program “I BUNNYBUILDER” right?
[quote]3hitter wrote:
DieselAllDay wrote:
HAH, you think santa doesnt wheel more than 1 broad? Ms Clause is just there to prep his food and mix his anaconda before workouts, Santa rails the finest MILFS all around the world,
Come on MILF’s?
You do know EB does this on a regular basis.
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More proof
Where the hell does the Easter Bunny get all those eggs from?
