At risk of seeming like a complete attention whore, I’m posting my 2nd thread of the day.
Instead of debating who would win in a fight between 2 comic book heroes (who aren’t even real!), I say we debate over these two time tested warriors.
Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny
Choose your side.
Pic 3. I’m not exactly sure what this pic is trying to convey, but it seems strangely appropriate for this thread.
Santa fucking pwns
Well, Santa took the attention away from the birth of the son of God, and the Rabbit took attention away from his death.
And they both contribute to childhood obesity, so they both parallel on the evil meter.
My choice goes to Santa, you don’t know what he has in that bag of ‘toys’, and his army of elves will win over an army of marshmallow chicks, hands down.
The bunny has Jesus on his side… the Santa has children… Jesus says children are the most important thing on earth…Santa wins…
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.
Easter bunnies cousin… I’ll go with EB
V
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.[/quote]
Meh, I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous calculations of how fast Santa would have to go and how much the toys/coal he carries would have to weigh if he were to visit every child in the world; I say we throw his name in the hat in the Thor/Supes debate 
Come on man, we did this in the Wolverine vs Batman thread. I’m still backing the easter bunny.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.[/quote]
That’s true, in the first pic santa used a friggin hatchet and only got a little clip of the bunnies calf.
And the cronies posted, you have bambi and baby jesus, who looks like he just wants to play and heal mankind of its sins on santa’s side, yet the scariest looking humpty dumpty type monster with the already freaky looking bunny.
Santa has 8 flying fucking reindeer at his disposal. The bunny pwnage would be so swift it wouldn’t even screw up Santa’s gift giving schedule.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Santa has 8 flying fucking reindeer at his disposal. The bunny pwnage would be so swift it wouldn’t even screw up Santa’s gift giving schedule. [/quote]
The EB has every Dentist and thier scary drills and Meniacal picks at HIS disposal. Fucking dentists are scary sadistic SOB’s too.
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[quote]DeadPunk wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.
Meh, I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous calculations of how fast Santa would have to go and how much the toys/coal he carries would have to weigh if he were to visit every child in the world; I say we throw his name in the hat in the Thor/Supes debate :p[/quote]
I’m sure you’re aware that the Easter Bunny makes the same trip around the world to deliver baskets of eggs to children all over the world. And the kicker is that baskets are full of eggs, which are very fragile. The Easter Bunny is stealthy as shit.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
DeadPunk wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.
Meh, I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous calculations of how fast Santa would have to go and how much the toys/coal he carries would have to weigh if he were to visit every child in the world; I say we throw his name in the hat in the Thor/Supes debate
I’m sure you’re aware that the Easter Bunny makes the same trip around the world to deliver baskets of eggs to children all over the world. And the kicker is that baskets are full of eggs, which are very fragile. The Easter Bunny is stealthy as shit.[/quote]
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santa
Hahaha!
Lanky, this is why I love you!
Effin’ funny shit!
Anyway, Santa carries a heavy bag. Bunny carries a sissy basket.
Santa wins.
Besides, I hear Santa enjoys hossenfeffer regularly.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
Santa has 8 flying fucking reindeer at his disposal. The bunny pwnage would be so swift it wouldn’t even screw up Santa’s gift giving schedule.
The EB has every Dentist and thier scary drills and Meniacal picks at HIS disposal. Fucking dentists are scary sadistic SOB’s too.
V[/quote]
The dentists don’t travel with EB like the reindeer do with Santa. Even if the dentists were around, the reindeer still fly around and kick them in the face with no threat of counter attack.
And even if the fight was 1 on 1, Santa would quick draw the Colt Single Action Army on his hip, which he does carry, and blows 6 holes in that floppy eared freak.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
DeadPunk wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
I figured Santa would be the overwhelming favorite, but the EB definitely has a speed advantage. You ever try to catch a bunny? It’s hard as shit. You ever try to catch a fat guy? It’s pretty easy.
Meh, I’m sure you’ve seen the ridiculous calculations of how fast Santa would have to go and how much the toys/coal he carries would have to weigh if he were to visit every child in the world; I say we throw his name in the hat in the Thor/Supes debate
I’m sure you’re aware that the Easter Bunny makes the same trip around the world to deliver baskets of eggs to children all over the world. And the kicker is that baskets are full of eggs, which are very fragile. The Easter Bunny is stealthy as shit.[/quote]
Also rememebr the EB is white. This simple fact negates any homefeild advantage clause might have in his own territory.
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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
Santa has 8 flying fucking reindeer at his disposal. The bunny pwnage would be so swift it wouldn’t even screw up Santa’s gift giving schedule.
The EB has every Dentist and thier scary drills and Meniacal picks at HIS disposal. Fucking dentists are scary sadistic SOB’s too.
V
The dentists don’t travel with EB like the reindeer do with Santa. Even if the dentists were around, the reindeer still fly around and kick them in the face with no threat of counter attack.
And even if the fight was 1 on 1, Santa would quick draw the Colt Single Action Army on his hip, which he does carry, and blows 6 holes in that floppy eared freak. [/quote]
The EB relies on stealth, Clause (I refuse to refert to him as santa, he is lucky I don’t start calling him Kringle) relies on being a fat ass. His sleigh has bells, the bunny can hear it coming a mile away, flying poopdick deer or not. He then sets an ambush with his dentist in hiding, a simple plate of cookies and a glass of milk, which fat ass can’t resist, and WHAM! Even little peter cottontail and briar rabbit come in and get in on the ass whoopin fun.
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