This is the only twitterer (twat?) worth reading.
“You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit.”
“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”
“Here’s a strawberry, sorry for farting near you…Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that’s the deal.”
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