lmao… im 17 
ask her if she wants a date for next friday
this thread is useless without pictures for the younger guys on this thread…me included(20)
I thought in Canada kids were raised by Degrassi: The Next Generation.
I think its great/funny that your teaching her bathroom ethics. Can I marry your daughter? I’m 19, and unemployed but I promise to get a job if you let me.
Rules I would teach my daughter if I had one:
- Look em in the eyes when they’re about to shoot.
- Two heads are better than one.
- Only bang men with nice cars, lots of money, and uncles in oil.
- Eat anything you want. They have plastic surgery now.
- If you get into porn, daddy will leave everything to you and nothing to your brother.
- Don’t waste my money on college, start hanging out at the country club and marry up.
- Always videotape your private sex life, so you can sue when it gets stolen and passed around the Internet.
- Forget the car, when you turn 16 you get DD’s.
- Daddy doesn’t love you. Now go make life a living hell for the stupid man who marries you.
- Don’t embarrass daddy, make sure you know the difference between Chicken of the Sea and chicken before you whore your way onto TV.