Being a single father I have had the luxury of have a major influence on my daughters up bring! I have taught her some very simple rules to make life with or with out a partner easier!
1/ If I can lift a toilet seat you can lower one.
2/ Never diet, workout and make it part of your life.
3/ Who cares where the toilet paper is as long as you can reach it.
4/ If a guy hits you kick the crap out of him, then leave him!
5/ Protein is good for you.
6/ Yes guys are always thinking about sex, yes that means me to.
7/ If you're pissed off say so.
8/ Never use sex as a weapon in a relationship.
9/ Valentines Day is stupid!
10/Women should lift weights.
11/If you don't look out for yourself who will.
12/Never trust anyone that says "trust me"!
Some guy is going to owe me BIG time!!