This is a little game that I’ve played on other forums. Essentially, one person make a wish, and the person that posts after him grants it, but ruins it.
Poster 1: I wish I could find my cell phone.
Poster 2: ^Granted. You find it half digested in a steamer your dog left on your bed.
Then poster 2 makes a wish.
Here we go!
I wish that it wasn’t so ridiculously hot outside today.