AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I can’t stand dumbass roommates!!! It just pisses me off sooooo bad. Ok, we have a one level, 4 bedroom place, living room and kitchen in the middle, 2 bathrooms. Ok, so this one dumbass HOGS EVERYTHING. I’m talkin fridge, beer, living room, everything. We told him not to bring an extra couch down because we already had one. Guess what, he brought it down. We told him not to bring down an entertainment center. Guess what, he brought it down. How dense is that?
We have a dishwasher, albeit a small one. How fucking retarded do you have to be to not know to put things in it? I mean shit, they’ll just put stuff in the sink while the dishwasher is EMPTY!! Goddammit it makes me so damn mad.
We have 1 vacuum. I think I’m only one in 2 YEARS, 2 FREAKIN YEARS here that has vacuumed the living room. How damn lazy is that? If I didn’t dust once/week, there would be 4 inches of dust in there.
The nastiest thing yet - one roomie has allergies. The other day, I’m chillin in my room. I hear him sneeze, look out into the living room, and guess what the dumb fuck is doing?? He was wiping his hand on the couch and his nose on the pillow, RIGHT AFTER SNOTTIN ALL OVER HIS HAND. AGHHHHH!!!
Jesus, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out how to not be fucking disgusting. How hard is it to be clean???
Thanks for letting me vent. Anybody else got funny ass roomie stories?