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Roids and your Dick


#1

I know you guys are gonna laugh like hell or not even reply. I cant find any evidence to support this, but however i have to ask. Do roids effect your dick in anyway other than making it harder or not hard at all. I had a friend tell me his dick shrank while on a cycle. I thought he was full of shit. I also had someone tell me theirs grew 3 inches.


#2

That wouldn't happen to be a GT student number? And your name wouldn't happen to be Steven?

Just curious,

DI


#3

testosterone gave me an extra 4 inches. thank god. now i can compete with horse dicks like ru. : ) ron jeremy was well known for using large dosages of tren before each movie too.


#4

this wouldnt happen to be the stupidest question ever asked here regardless of your name, would it?


#5

Yep, it's like drago1 said. I got 4" on the length and 4" on the girth from my first cycle. It scares people. Looks like a friggin' nuclear submarine.


#6

I was only getting 3" increases while on cycle. I figured something out: inject the needle INTO your dick directly - right down the little hole. I now have an 11" pecker and a hard-on all the time.


#7

no it works. i sitck my dick thru the center of a 2-1/2lb olympic plate(barley fits). i do curls. 8x3. i'm thinking of adapting westside technique of using a chain for gradual resistance. i'll keep you posted, and have pics up in a week.


#8

I didn't get much on length but the width is ridiculous. My shit looks like a large stack of CD's now. I'm going to stop typing and hope my urge to roundhouse gtg in the face subsides.


#9

Try Synthol, but be sure to inject equal amounts on each side or you'll get some crazy curve going. (this one guy had to stand backwards to take a piss) Start with a liter on each side, you'll be the MAN.


#10

wtf? my tits are the only thing that grew!!!


#11

true story........I went to court for actually mutilating a girl with my massive testosterone cock. Cops are funny, at the scene of the crime they shot hoops threw her pussy. I was let off of the murder trial because the judge understood she didnt stand a chance and had no business fuckin with a meathead dick in the first place. I have to now carry a permit for it.......man, imagine AFTER I do my first cycle.


#12

Ok seriously. If your 183 with average penis then at 225 its gonna seem really small. Thats where the fable comes from. Anybody laughs at this and I'll seriously double backslash and x key ya fuckers.


#13

lmao. this has to be one of the funniest threads ever. submarine dick, a stack of cd's, carrying a permit. lmao


#14


now i can compete with horse dicks like ru.

For the last time, it is DONKEY. OK. DONKEY. Geese. How many times you gotta let people know. I am hung like a DONKEY not a horse. How many horse shows have you seen? They are always...."Hey, let's go check out the DONKEY show down in TJ" Just needed to clarify. For the record I have included a picture for reference.


#15

Hey that looks like a JACKASS! ;-} Gotta love ya Ru you set up just like a target...


#16

lol actuall i have seen footage of a ho geting fucked by a horse, he just stood there like normal hitting it doggy. it was funny she was bent over and fit right under the stud. and like a good girl she sucked him off at the end and gaged on the huge load the horse shot in her mouth. it was fukin disgusting. the horse could have filled up 3 yoguart containers easily. i was compeled to show it to all my friends. the shit you can find on the internet these days.


#17

Here are the definitions according to the Mule Barn:

Mule: A domesticated, hybrid animal that results from crossing a mare (female horse) and a jack (male donkey).
Donkey: A domesticated ass.
Which, of course, begs the question "What is an ass?" Thankfully, Mule Barn also provides a definition of this particular animal.
Ass: A four-footed, hoofed mammal related to the horse, but smaller, with longer ears and a shorter mane, shorter hair on the tail, and a dark stripe along the back.
So, it seems the aforementioned jackass is simply a male ass. The main difference between the jackass and the donkey is their domestication -- the ass is wild; the donkey is domesticated.
But what about the burro? Turns out that the burro is a small donkey that is often used as a pack animal because it is particularly sure-footed.

GOT you now don't I. DONKEY. Like I said all along Spook. I am married, thereby making me DOMESTICATED so I cannot possibly be or hung like a JACKASS but I can be and am hung like a....Say it with me now everyone....DONKEY!!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

PS RU12NVME cannot be held responsible for having entirely too much time on his hands at this moment to perform this sort of research for a mere giggle. WHACKO I tell you.


#18

mdog is a sick fuck!


#19

I just fell of my chair. lamo.


#20

What the hells going on here?

You fuckers tryin' to horn in on the O/T forums shitshow?

Good work.

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