[quote]Edgy wrote:
Damn, Sternie! you’re SO is fine as hell -
and…ummm…can’t wait for the movie about ‘a man above all others’…[/quote]
I threw Funkadelic’s ‘Red Hot Momma’ in there as I know you love them redheads. 
Little did I know how well it was going to work out. All the time I spent on RV… and your preview is actually my favourite part!
And many thanks, Mrs Stern is indeed finnnnnnnne! 
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Pics of Mrs. Stern of GTFO.[/quote]
As if I’d leave you guys hangin’
[/quote]
She’s purty.
All is well with my world now.[/quote]
This. Also I was thinking of Gail Porter when I was listening to the voice over. When I saw Mrs Stern’s pic, I was not disappointed.
You’ve gone done well for yerself laddie…
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Damn, Sternie! you’re SO is fine as hell -
and…ummm…can’t wait for the movie about ‘a man above all others’…[/quote]
I threw Funkadelic’s ‘Red Hot Momma’ in there as I know you love them redheads.
Little did I know how well it was going to work out. All the time I spent on RV… and your preview is actually my favourite part!
And many thanks, Mrs Stern is indeed finnnnnnnne!
[/quote]
so, will Meesus Sternie make an appearance in the Viking Epic?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I am smitten with the brogue…[/quote]
C’mon man have her record some dirty talk. Random dirty talk is fine - she doesn’t have to mention me by name.
2nd thought; do they have Scottish porn?
“fook me with yer big cack daddy”
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Sternie, does she like a man who speaks with a Southern (American) accent? If so, tell her I will read her a naughty story and exchange it for one from her in her best smokiest Scottish brogue.
I will even drink a double shot of Oban while I read her the story…[/quote]
Stern was born in Texas and moved when he was a teenager.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Sternie, does she like a man who speaks with a Southern (American) accent? If so, tell her I will read her a naughty story and exchange it for one from her in her best smokiest Scottish brogue.
I will even drink a double shot of Oban while I read her the story…[/quote]
Stern was born in Texas and moved when he was a teenager.[/quote]
Quit cluttering up my clever lil ploy, my friend.
LOL
I knew he was American but didn’t realize he was from what used to be a home state of mine.[/quote]
By the way, we don’t want you back either.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
2nd thought; do they have Scottish porn?
“fook me with yer big cack daddy”[/quote]
They do, but it is my understanding that much of it involves quaaludes and sheep…
I actually don’t think Texas is big enough for the both of us.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I actually don’t think Texas is big enough for the both of us.[/quote]
haha.
Lol.
You know the scene when the doorbell goes and the character goes to the door and peeks through peephole, but is wary and pauses before opening the door? That’s what I was like when Push said “Pics or GTFO!”… I’ve opened the door to monsters.
Edgy - I’m afraid Mrs Stern won’t be in ‘Edgy the Viking’ however I will endeavour to include her voice at the very least!
BG - we put something together for you last night but it was a busy night so never got to finishing it. I’ll post it tonight when I get a moment! I’m pretty sure you’ll like it!
Push - Mrs Stern has all the southern accent she needs! Well, it’s more like a bastardised Scoterican accent that sounds more Irish than anything else. But she knows all about you and your sexploits. As soon as I mentioned horses she practically wet herself and the wolf story, well, I can only thank you. =)
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
2nd thought; do they have Scottish porn?
“fook me with yer big cack daddy”[/quote]
Here you go BG. You wanted some dirty chat, you got it.
You can thank me later