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Rogue Vampire - Greatest Hits


#1

This is a thread that should have happened a long time ago. RV blesses us with so many profound nuggets of gold mined from the deepest trolling mines ever seen on this page that his best work cannot go unrecognized or preserved in one thread for easy reference.

I encourage everyone to cull your favorite RV nugget and copy/paste it here :slightly_smiling:

Here is my first contribution. This is not "first edition" work from the RV b/c he has espoused the following in one form of the other on prior occasions but nonetheless, this is good stuff:



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#2

…bad lighting…


#3

A recent favorite - " That makes no sense. since age is a man made conept, how does one think they are 25. I know for me, i still feel like a kid(young dude, not literally a kid) and i have a very hard time seeing myself as anything but that. and therefore, dating older women to me is just plain gross. but you are what you beleive yourself to be. end of story."


#4

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Whats this big thing with aids, lol. aids is only slightly more dangerous than your average flu. Just ask Magic Johnson. Sure, years ago it was something to fear. But, if you live in america and can afford good health care, its no longer a death sentence, no more than the flu is. [/quote]


#5

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

I didn’t actually listen to the video, but if its anything other than heavy metal or hard rock, its not my style and its not me. ON this forum, i am the godzilla among a bunch of scared little japanese dudes running around. "OH, your not big, your fat. bhaahahah. ya ok. lol really? really?
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#6

I’d still buy the dude a beer.


#7

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

CAn you see someones body in the dark. even if that guy is 350lbs of muscle. If hes in total darkenss, you won’t be able to tell. So of course lighting makes a difference. if you take a pic in a dark lit room, with no shadowing or anything, it won’t look good. how do you explain the difference in my pics, considering they are same guy, with only a year between. [/quote]

Logic.


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#9

[quote]biglifter wrote:
I’d still buy the dude a beer.[/quote]

For realz. He sounds like great company for the stoned and/or inebriated.

However, anyone calling him a “troll” doesn’t know the definition of the word.


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#11

[quote]biglifter wrote:
I’d still buy the dude a beer.[/quote]

Same here.


#12

RV is such a polarizing figure within TN…

most of me likes him but he likes to use his size perpetuating something he hates…bullying.

The posts that surround “nobody will fuck with me, just look at me, IM hyooooge.” always make me laugh.

Big tree fall hard, RV.


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#14

I can’t be bothered to trawl back through my old posts but to paraphrase RV one of my favorites was: “I don’t care what the doctor or anyone else says for that matter; it doesn’t matter what oral steroids you take if you take a liver protectant”.

Another one that literally makes me LOL is (and it reminds me of the incredible hulk, or perhaps-more accurately-RV pretending to be the hulk) was “I’m going to get angry soon, real angry, if we were talking face to face, you guys would say nothing to me, NOTHING!”


#15

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]biglifter wrote:
I’d still buy the dude a beer.[/quote]

Same here.
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But you’re a sneaky sumbitch. You’d get him drunk at a BBQ in your backyard and make him feast on a whole rack of ribs then later try and blackmail him with photos right before his monthly PETA meeting.[/quote]

LOL


#16

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
RV is such a polarizing figure within TN…

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Wow, did not know he was so loved or hated in Tennessee.


#17

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
RV is such a polarizing figure within TN…

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Wow, did not know he was so loved or hated in Tennessee.

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They hate him. Something about him and the ghost of Elvis…and it ain’t pretty.


#18

[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
Wow, did not know he was so loved or hated in Tennessee.

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Funniest quote yet! :smiley:

S


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#20

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
…bad lighting…[/quote]