This is a thread that should have happened a long time ago. RV blesses us with so many profound nuggets of gold mined from the deepest trolling mines ever seen on this page that his best work cannot go unrecognized or preserved in one thread for easy reference.
I encourage everyone to cull your favorite RV nugget and copy/paste it here
Here is my first contribution. This is not "first edition" work from the RV b/c he has espoused the following in one form of the other on prior occasions but nonetheless, this is good stuff:
A recent favorite - " That makes no sense. since age is a man made conept, how does one think they are 25. I know for me, i still feel like a kid(young dude, not literally a kid) and i have a very hard time seeing myself as anything but that. and therefore, dating older women to me is just plain gross. but you are what you beleive yourself to be. end of story."
I can't be bothered to trawl back through my old posts but to paraphrase RV one of my favorites was: "I don't care what the doctor or anyone else says for that matter; it doesn't matter what oral steroids you take if you take a liver protectant".
Another one that literally makes me LOL is (and it reminds me of the incredible hulk, or perhaps-more accurately-RV pretending to be the hulk) was "I'm going to get angry soon, real angry, if we were talking face to face, you guys would say nothing to me, NOTHING!"