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Ripped Jeans WTF


#1

Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?


#2

[quote]JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?[/quote]

Nope, you’re the only one.

FREAK.


#3

[quote]imhungry wrote:
JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?

Nope, you’re the only one.

FREAK.[/quote]

You’re right. I discovered my razor sharp wang hangs to the left and cuts right through my jeans.


#4

What brand jeans?


#5

[quote]elano wrote:
What brand jeans?
[/quote]

Joe Jeans


#6

[quote]JonBlood wrote:
imhungry wrote:
JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?

Nope, you’re the only one.

FREAK.

You’re right. I discovered my razor sharp wang hangs to the left and cuts right through my jeans.[/quote]

Your poor girlfriend.


#7

I only wear leather pants


#8

Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.

Walking is incredibly difficult.


#9

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I only wear leather pants[/quote]

Your balls must hate you…


#10

[quote]Marlind wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
I only wear leather pants

Your balls must hate you…[/quote]

theyre cool, my pants arent skin tight

theyre pretty baggy, you know how Goths roll


#11

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Usually when I flex my legs, the jeans just explode off at very high rates of speed. I’ve killed a few people that way.

Walking is incredibly difficult.[/quote]

Wow! I thought spontaneous pants-combustion was just a myth.

You should be on an episode of Fringe.


#12

Try those chuck norris action jeans…

any other jeans rip as soon as they see chuck…


#13

[quote]JonBlood wrote:
I discovered my razor sharp wang hangs to the left and cuts right through my jeans.[/quote]

Do you use that as a pickup line with the ladies?


#14

[quote]JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?[/quote]

Same, This is going to be common in anyone who wears remotely tight jeans.


#15

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?

Same, This is going to be common in anyone who wears remotely tight jeans.[/quote]

Why the fuck would any man wear tight jeans? I personally like my balls. We’ve grown close over the years and seeing them go would cause me several hours of depressed munching on soy protein products.


#16

I was at the mall with friends today and while I was in the bathroom… I saw a 16 year old (guess) kid cutting a brand new (tags on it) pair of pants at the knees with a pair of scissors… its an emo thing.


#17

Find out what jeans Bruce Banner (or David Banner if you prefer the TV show) wore.

Guaranteed not to tear, except strangely at the calves, despite relatively little calf development.


#18

To the OP: I feel you man…I’ve lost about 5-6 jeans that way. I have a really big butt and the anterior pelvic tilt doesn’t help me a bit, coupled with the fact that I sweat like a pig downstairs.

I don’t even buy tight jeans, but these last couple of months have been treating me good. I’ve gone from about 210 to 250 at 6.3 =)


#19

Pants are easy…buy a bigger waist and wear a belt. It’s boxers that are the problem.


#20

[quote]JonBlood wrote:
Almost every pair of jeans I own has a rip by my crotch on the inside of the left leg. I think it may be due to having a big butt and legs. Does anyone else experience this?[/quote]

Yo Bruce Banner,

What’s it like to change into the Hulk?

Buy new jeans.

/thread.