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#1

I finally met people whose promiscuity I would have been ashamed of at the height of my per-marriage life – professional wrestlers.

I recently went to a professional sports event (not wrestling) put on by the hedge fund people who back my company. They bought a box. Large stadium. They share the box with a group of folks who are wrestling nuts. A number of major stars from that world were there, male and female. I’m not even a wrestling fan and I knew these guys.

First off, they were very cool, drank beer, talked weightlifting (and steroids), and were just generally great guys. They are much larger than I would have thought, and I am a very large person.

Anyway, it is apparently well known that this box frequently has wrestlers there and there were literally hundreds of women – most fugly, but a number that were 8s,9s,and even a plently of 10s that were trying to get in.

By the end of the night, these guys had pulled in a couple of the most attractive ones, had sex in a large open box (in the little kitchenette) and then kicked them out. There were probably 40 people in this box, to give an understanding of the scene. We either tried to ignore it or people hooted and hollered.

Then we all went off to a bar. This repeated with a new set of women at the bar, apparently in the manager’s office. They would just come up, offer sex, and either get a “yes” or a “no.”

And then they took a different set of women off to their hotels.

They tried to convince me to pretend to be some obscure new wrestler and participate, but somehow even I decided this was beyond the pale. (Aside from the whole marriage thing, having sloppy seconds to a guy who has sex with 2-3 random women a day is nasty, not to mention whatever else these women have done.) But yes the women were ready, willing, and able.

And generally attractive.

It was truly a bizarre experience. One guy was drinking with his buddy and screamed at a lady in a little miniskirt to “get the fuck away from him.” She basically said, “all I want is to give you a BJ.” He kind of grudgingly agreed and took her off in a huff, like he was doing her a favor.

Truly bizarre stuff. I had no idea this world existed.

Probably good because if I did, I’d have become a wrestler.


#2

Now we know why Rocko never posts anymore.


#3

One could be discerning and only consent to rats with std tests recently


#4

[quote]tyciol wrote:
One could be discerning and only consent to rats with std tests recently[/quote]

What is considered recently? A few weeks ago before the last 10 guys?


#5

What city was this in?


#6

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
What city was this in?
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I’ll narrow it to Texas, but no further.


#7

Damn, were they snortin Viagra, would of had to have a nap somewhere in there!


#8

[quote]scoots2 wrote:
Damn, were they snortin Viagra, would of had to have a nap somewhere in there![/quote]

Drug use was pretty apparent to me, yes.

One of this guys was a “villain” and apart from being a very large and fit guy, probably the ugliest human I’ve ever seen up close.

The women were from all walks of life, too. Lots of very young Hispanic girls and bleach blonde stripper types, but plenty of school teachers.

Not many black girl groupies. In fact, I don’t recall any.

Or if they were, they were light skinned.

On a different note, I was impressed how well these big guys moved around. They don’t skimp on mobility or cardio and still weigh in in the mid-to-high 200s to low-to-mid-300s. A typical gym rat that size would be gasping for breath.


#9

I was really into wrestling growing up and really wanted to be a wrestler at one point. Didn’t pursue because of the whole “it’s just a dream, stay in reality and do something normal” line of thinking.

I figured they’d be very promiscuous, I didn’t think it would be that blatant, though. Wow

I imagine I would have liked that aspect and never really condisidered that they probably do that much until years later.


#10

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]scoots2 wrote:
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The women were from all walks of life, too. Lots of very young Hispanic girls and bleach blonde stripper types, but plenty of school teachers.

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Goddddammit, and and I thought ball-players had it good


#11

used to work in a pretty good sized bar that for a while that had live upstart rocknroll bands
groupies ,lot lizards same thing you described
got to know some of these girls, some enjoyed what they did hopeing to catch the next big star
most however were depressed train wrecks who were unhappy that they didnt have a stable relation ship and that their lives sucked


#12

Proof of concept.