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Richard Simmons At Large


#1

www.richardsimmons.com/write_richard.php

What a weirdo...


#2

I would like to officially say I am frightened now.

He's the kind of guy that seems so harmless and yet keeps a collection of heads in the deepfreeze.


#3

I don't understand Richard Simmons. I guess I'm lucky.

What I understand even less is what sort of person actually eats that sort of shit up? Everytime I see that guy its like fingernails on a chalkboard.


#4

he looks like Pauly Shore


#5

HEY!!!

what'd the Weasel ever do to you, buuuuuddy.


#6

He' s frighteningly awful. But I gues he has helped a good number to the 400 lb moos


#7

What were you doing on his site looking how to email him?


#8

My friend sent it to me as a joke...

But I guess thats beside the point considering I'm a fanatic and e-mail him for his personal cell phone number twice a day. He still hasn't responded despite it being my dream.


#9

he never made a sequel to Pualy Shore is Dead, that's what.

the Andy Dick parts are the funniest fucking thing...


#10

Weirdo yes.

But at least he does have a pair after all. Last year he bitch slapped some 6'1" 255lb ex-con guy at the airport for harrassing him.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325041simmons1.html


#11

Okay, how many of you clicked on the "replay" button??

Come on, be honest.

I don't see what the big deal is about him. He's a great guy who knows a lot about working out and getting shredded.
He seems honest and is the epitome of what a true T-Man is and should be.

Maybe we can get an interview with him on this site!? I can't believe no one has asked him yet, he would have sooo much to offer on this site.

(yes, that was a joke)


#12

I am happy to say that I did NOT hit replay. There, I feel better. Of course, I will admit that as a younger person, I OWNED one of his albums. I don't know WTF was going on, WHY I had a copy of Richard Simmon's REACH album, who bought, how it came into my possession. The whole point of the workout was to stretch from side to side. Why am I writing this, I don't know. But I don't remember a lot of my childhood. Maybe that's a good thing.

Ok, I feel weird now. Like, need to crawl in the corner of the shower and huddle weird.


#13

Click twice? I saved it, and I'm gonna send it to all my friends who haven't emailed me for a long time.


#14

In honor of the strange little man and all he is.........

Not saying anyhting thing about the thread or its creator, just thought the pic was funny as hell.


#15

What's wrong with that? That's how I start my day...


#16

HOLY. SHIT. I had NO IDEA.

We've been married 8 years and you're only NOW telling me this?!!??!

WTF?

T-Nation, I do not know this guy! He needs to be banned. He's a FREAK!


#17

Just for SWR-1222D and IPjunkie

Does it bring back that 60' fever?


#18

Bring it back? Not exactly. I already have that picture poster size, on my wall.

I wake up to his music every morning. I want to get that "A,B,C,D E-Mail Meee" as my cell phone ring but I can't download it anywhere.

I thought it would have been more popular by now.


#19

Dude has some big calves.


#20

Have you confirmed the "dude" part. I still thought nobody really knew what it was?