I am happy to say that I did NOT hit replay. There, I feel better. Of course, I will admit that as a younger person, I OWNED one of his albums. I don't know WTF was going on, WHY I had a copy of Richard Simmon's REACH album, who bought, how it came into my possession. The whole point of the workout was to stretch from side to side. Why am I writing this, I don't know. But I don't remember a lot of my childhood. Maybe that's a good thing.
Ok, I feel weird now. Like, need to crawl in the corner of the shower and huddle weird.