Republican Has NDE, Sees Angels

Damn, these witnesses ALWAYS never disclose the ‘juicy’ details, WHAT did they look like?
WHAT were they wearing? Were they caucasian looking? Did they have Wings??
Are you 100% certain you weren’t half asleep and saw 3 orderlies instead?

I say if you voluntarily confess you’ve seen Angels, you better go all the way on detail
on what you claimed you saw…Legions of inquiring minds were just left hangin’.
BTW I’m sure some Democrats, Libertarians, and Independents may have had
similar experiences…not sure about the rest.