Funny how basic things could make the world a much better place:
(1) Exercise instead of coffee
But then what am I going to use to wash down my donut? Gatorade?
But I read in prevention magazine that red meat is bad for you. All that fat causes heart attacks and now they’re saying it can cause cancer and alzheimers. I think I’ll stick to my processed and packaged foodstuffs that I know are safe because the government tells me they are.
My food has a shelf life of over 300 years, not that it ever lasts more than 30 seconds with my appetite. But if it does get pushed to the back of the shelf it won’t go bad and I’ll just find it the next time I go on a late night binge.
You’ll have to talk to the people at the elephant enclosure at the zoo. I roll myself in there once a week for my bath, they have those nice high power hoses than can force the old food out from between my sexy rolls of flab.
But then I’d have to let other people in my gigantic SUV! They might get it dirty.
pshaw, why do you think I got this scooter from the scooter store.
fuck them, they’re just jealous of me because I’ve come to accept the fact that I’m beautiful on the inside and that’s what matters.
Then I wouldn’t have time to troll on the T-Nation forums.
but I already know they’re wrong, why should I bother listening? What a waste of time.
I just finished one actually, it was the instruction manual for setting up my Xbox 360. I also read the Atkins book and the zone diet book a few years ago.
This one seems to be in direct conflict with number eight.
Where the hell do you get off (pun completely intended) telling me that watching porno isn’t productive.
Sorry–went a little overboard in my response![/quote]
I believe I may have just taken overboard to a new level.