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Rejected Brokeback Mountain Titles


#1

HIGH NOONER

JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON

TRUE, HE GRITS

POLESMOKE

THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE

BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID

THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE

PAINT YOUR FAG ON

HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG

THE WILD BRUNCH

HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON

THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER

DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID

VERY RAW HIDE

LONESOME DOUG

THE HOARSE SOLDIERS

DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN

McCABE AND MR. MILLER

A FISTFUL OF NED

HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES

QUICKLY DOWN UNDER

BAREBACK MOUNTING

BONE-NANZA

DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS

HOME ON THE RANGER

OKLAHOMO

ROOSTER COCKBURN

LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE

PRANCES WITH WOLVES

BALONEY PONY RODEO

TUBESTEAK COWBOYS


#2

Is Will your co-star?


#3

He's a booty double.


#4

is you bored bro?


#5

Gay porno parody titles:

Bareback Mountain

Brokecrack Mountain

Brokesack Mountain (BDSM)


#6

You forgot a few:
DUDE, WHERE'S MY PANTS?
FROM REAR TO ETERNITY
TEA BAGGER VANCE
H.R BUTT'N STUFF
SHAVING JACKS PRIVATES
INDIANA JACK AND ENNIS'S TEMPLE OF DOOM

amongst others.


#7

Aw hell, here's some more -

Once Upon a Time in His Ass
Bumstone
The Outlaw Moans & Wails
Mad-for-dick
Westward Homo
Shame
McLickcock!
Bung Fu


#8

Damn. I had been calling that shit bareback mountain all this time.

It JUST occured to me after reading a few post that it's BROKE back mountain.

No wonder I keep getting stared at weird when I say the movie title :-p

wow....hahahaha


#9

Doesn't Brokeback already stand well enough on its own as gay porno?


#10

From an email chain

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Freakin' Gay Cowboy Movie:

  1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

  2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

  3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

  4. "Howdy, pardner."

  5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

  6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

  7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

  8. "Let's mount up!"

  9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

  10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


#11

Crouching Cowboy Hidden Penis


#12

Theme Song: Gonna Make Your Brown Eye Blue.