Hello my beloved T-family. I would like to talk to you about a serious illness that effects many young to middle adged men around the world. This illness has no vaccine, no pill, probably no hope of a cure, but still, it deserves our semi-conscious attention. This letter is from Joey, a seventeen year old who has just discovered bodybuilding as a form of building his esteem: “Dear Eric, I can’t find my fucking cashew butter or the turkey half the time. I’m constantly told to look behind the eggs. They’re not behind the friggin’ eggs damnit! I swear it’s the kitchen Elves. I bet those little mother fuckers are high in protein too, and when I catch one…” - Joey from De Moines.
I myself aquired this debilitating situation, and I’m sure I’m not the only T-tard who suffers from this commonly rare syndrome. It is nothing to be ashamed of, the danger lies in silence. I implore all of you RBS+ individuals to unite against this crippling illness. We once were blind, but soon, with help, we may see. Thank you.
Checks may be made payable to RBS-Pos America.
"MB Eric: deadlifting to feel alive since 0017 B.C."