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Red Canvas: A Good MMA Movie?!

Red Canvas!

I just find it hard to summon up any optimism for an MMA movie. I think they are all destined for failure.

IT’S MR. SULU!!! HE’S BACK!

Oh, this is gonna blow.

Guess it’s a good time to submit my MMA script (from da skreets). Check it:

Roycius Gracius*, in his fluid-like-wataaa destruction of the lands which would one day spawn Asia, Greece, and Those Other Places, teaches his Jiu Jitsu to the Indians, who in turn teach the Kali-Rip-To-Ya-Do style to the Shaolin Dolemites, who bring the Tiger and Dragon fists of Fury to Japan, who develops Judo, which in turn rebirths the Ultimate Ass Submission. It’s a total love story.

[The above paragraph is a sample of the editing style used, not only in the forth-coming “Full-On Cages of Rage,” but also the Never Back Down (!), Red Canvas, and crappy rap tracks about being bad-ass and rich]

*All things fighting related copyright Mischievous Adolescent Male Fight Gearz, son

^^^Lies. Mr. Sulu has the Midas touch.

George Takei is awesome.

[quote]Vash wrote:
Oh, this is gonna blow.

Guess it’s a good time to submit my MMA script (from da skreets). Check it:

Roycius Gracius*, in his fluid-like-wataaa destruction of the lands which would one day spawn Asia, Greece, and Those Other Places, teaches his Jiu Jitsu to the Indians, who in turn teach the Kali-Rip-To-Ya-Do style to the Shaolin Dolemites, who bring the Tiger and Dragon fists of Fury to Japan, who develops Judo, which in turn rebirths the Ultimate Ass Submission. It’s a total love story.

[The above paragraph is a sample of the editing style used, not only in the forth-coming “Full-On Cages of Rage,” but also the Never Back Down (!), Red Canvas, and crappy rap tracks about being bad-ass and rich]

*All things fighting related copyright Mischievous Adolescent Male Fight Gearz, son[/quote]

You could totally do a sequel to that. “Enter the Sakuzilla”.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
George Takei is awesome.[/quote]

George Takei is married to a dude(but still totally awesome).