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Real Pirates Drink Rum


#1


Specifically, this:


#2

How about some Kraken? And how can you forget about the Captain


#3

[quote]stokes1989 wrote:
How about some Kraken? And how can you forget about the Captain[/quote]

I dont forget about him but Bacardi, 8 years old is the entry level you can drink pure.

True, you can drink Captain Morgans pure too, but only because they throw some spices in there, which basically makes it a girls drink.


#4

Old Sam FTW.


#5

[quote]orion wrote:
Specifically, this:
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crush that shit


#6

I get most of my vitamins from rum. I love Kraken (obviously), but a lot of “black strap” rums taste like failed Coca-Cola attempts but Kraken nails it.

So we’re all on the same page…

You have your white rums–basically sugarcane moonshine, great for Mojitos or claiming that “this is just ice water, so fuck off”

Dark rums–sweeter, usually light vanilla, molasses, etc., Mount Gay (funniest name in alcohol) Matusalem, et al.

Black or Black Strap–Kraken, Gosling’s, Capt Morgan’s Black

Spiced rums–Capt Morgan, Sailor Jerry’s

Bacardi 8 is sunset in a glass, however, Zaya 12, Zacapa, every time I think I found the pinnacle I find a something slightly better.


#7

[quote]TheKraken wrote:
I get most of my vitamins from rum. I love Kraken (obviously), but a lot of “black strap” rums taste like failed Coca-Cola attempts but Kraken nails it.

So we’re all on the same page…

You have your white rums–basically sugarcane moonshine, great for Mojitos or claiming that “this is just ice water, so fuck off”

Dark rums–sweeter, usually light vanilla, molasses, etc., Mount Gay (funniest name in alcohol) Matusalem, et al.

Black or Black Strap–Kraken, Gosling’s, Capt Morgan’s Black

Spiced rums–Capt Morgan, Sailor Jerry’s

Bacardi 8 is sunset in a glass, however, Zaya 12, Zacapa, every time I think I found the pinnacle I find a something slightly better. [/quote]

Last time i drank captain morgan black i woke up with 2 half naked girls who i did not recognize in some random persons house and i had no idea where my car was…it was an awesomely horrible experience


#8

I got a bottle of this just because the label looked so 70s. And look at the “M”…do you see what I see?


#9

Love the name, love this rum.

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#10

I went to Cuba last winter and fell in love with Mojitos. Can’t get enough of them now. I even planted a patch of mint in my garden so I’ll never run out, I got it bad. I can’t stand the taste of rum straight though. Something magic happens when you add mint, lime, sugar and soda. You guys would have loved the rum store I was in in Verradero. Every kind you could think of and all free samples too.

Does it matter what kind of sugar you use in a Mojito? I also heard that Hemingway invented the Mojito.


#11

I read “real pirates drink cum”. Apparently, I watch too much porn.


#12

[quote]niksamaras wrote:
I read “real pirates drink cum”. Apparently, I watch too much porn.[/quote]

“too much porn”…no such thing i say!


#13

[quote]Nards wrote:
I got a bottle of this just because the label looked so 70s. And look at the “M”…do you see what I see?[/quote]

hahaha I SEE IT!! and that bottle looks cool, except that it is heaven hill, and that shit is foul


#14

[quote]stokes1989 wrote:

[quote]niksamaras wrote:
I read “real pirates drink cum”. Apparently, I watch too much porn.[/quote]

“too much porn”…no such thing i say![/quote]

Wonder how big the market is for Pirate-themed porn. Past those two pretty good Pirates Of The Caribbean parody ones.


#15

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]stokes1989 wrote:

[quote]niksamaras wrote:
I read “real pirates drink cum”. Apparently, I watch too much porn.[/quote]

“too much porn”…no such thing i say![/quote]

Wonder how big the market is for Pirate-themed porn. Past those two pretty good Pirates Of The Caribbean parody ones. [/quote]

I would like a superhero themed porn. Like make a good wonder woman flic. Or Black widow…damn that’d be sexy


#16

[quote]niksamaras wrote:
I read “real pirates drink cum”. Apparently, I watch too much porn.[/quote]

Well, historically speaking…

Probably not that far from the truth.


#17

[quote]stokes1989 wrote:

I would like a superhero themed porn. Like make a good wonder woman flic. Or Black widow…damn that’d be sexy[/quote]

Downton Abbey themed porn…Going Downton Abbey Season 1…man…to see a Lady Mary lookalike get drilled or some old dude banging Lady Whatever the Ugly Red Heads name is or all 3 sisters gang banging would be phenomenal!


#18

Helped move the boss’ son who works in distribution and he gave me some Oronoco which I thought was absolutely amazing.


#19

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]stokes1989 wrote:

I would like a superhero themed porn. Like make a good wonder woman flic. Or Black widow…damn that’d be sexy[/quote]

Downton Abbey themed porn…Going Downton Abbey Season 1…man…to see a Lady Mary lookalike get drilled or some old dude banging Lady Whatever the Ugly Red Heads name is or all 3 sisters gang banging would be phenomenal![/quote]

I’m satisfying and I find this post British.


#20

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Helped move the boss’ son who works in distribution and he gave me some Oronoco which I thought was absolutely amazing.[/quote]

yes! Lucky you. Dat shit is legit!

I’m right near Hartford, with a growing Caribbean population, so all the grocery stores carry raw goat, and all the liquor stores are packed with rum, and ruhm.