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Real Life Wedding Crashers


#1

If you've ever went to a wedding and absolutely destroyed this sacred event, I want to hear about it, damn it.

I'm sure some of you have some pretty good stories so share them.


#2

I just wonder how many pinheads tried to have a go at it after that movie came out.


#3

One time at my friend's sister's wedding when the marriage guy asked if anyone has any objections to this union let this speak now or forever hold their peace, I attepted to be funny and made some lame remark that wasn't exactly a hit (to say the least). i feel really bad and stupid about it now.


#4

Well, a few weeks after my buddy got engaged we went out and long story short he tagged some fat chick in the back of my truck while I drove. Does that count for crashing a wedding?


#5

I went to a wedding at a country club/golf course... and just so happened to have my golf clubs in the car... and just so happened to bring my shoes... and disappear for a couple hours and get back in time for the food and fun.