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Real Life Happy Gilmore?

Ok so everyone knows about how chubs lost his hand to the gator and then took the gators eye right?

Well…from cnn.com

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond
VENICE, Florida (AP) – A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger’s right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.


Doesn’t count. Guy didn’t even get the gator’s head.