T Nation

Reaching Level 5?

Well how 'bout it?

I keep buying a shit-ton of stuff and I’m still Level 4.

So it is true… People really do care about their levels. This must be the equivalent of World of Warcraft for weightlifters.

I’m going to reach level 5 and sell my account on E-Bay!!

You can buy my supps for me, buhudy. You will get to level 5 like…really soon.

[quote]sen say wrote:
Well how 'bout it?

I keep buying a shit-ton of stuff and I’m still Level 4.

[/quote]

You are a Level 5 in my book. (^:

[quote]sen say wrote:
Well how 'bout it?

I keep buying a shit-ton of stuff and I’m still Level 4.

[/quote]

Shit Ton > $6,941.72 to make Top 500.

Number 500 on the T-Nation 500 has purchased $6,941.72 in supplements, so you would have to purchase at least $7,000 in supplements to make the top 500, which I believe are all Level 5’s.

When the list first came out, number 500 had purchased approximately $5,500 worth of supplements, and that number has increased almost $1500 in a little over a year, so I would make $7,000 in total purchases a baseline to reach Level 5.

Who’s number one?

[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?[/quote]

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
Number 500 on the T-Nation 500 has purchased $6,941.72 in supplements, so you would have to purchase at least $7,000 in supplements to make the top 500, which I believe are all Level 5’s.

When the list first came out, number 500 had purchased approximately $5,500 worth of supplements, and that number has increased almost $1500 in a little over a year, so I would make $7,000 in total purchases a baseline to reach Level 5.[/quote]

or… start killing off the Top 500 to create a NEW 500! and a new level 5.

I can work with that

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

[/quote]

Are they hyooooge yet? Lol.

[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

Are they hyooooge yet? Lol.[/quote]

They AND all their buddies.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
Number 500 on the T-Nation 500 has purchased $6,941.72 in supplements, so you would have to purchase at least $7,000 in supplements to make the top 500, which I believe are all Level 5’s.

When the list first came out, number 500 had purchased approximately $5,500 worth of supplements, and that number has increased almost $1500 in a little over a year, so I would make $7,000 in total purchases a baseline to reach Level 5.

or… start killing off the Top 500 to create a NEW 500! and a new level 5.

I can work with that

[/quote]

Is killing 500 people cheaper than $7000?

Because if it is, I need to quit grunting angrily at people who’re using the squat rack.

I can picture a T-Nation motion picture: 500.

A spinoff of 300 but with huge mother fuckers against abercrombie models.

[quote]Otep wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
Number 500 on the T-Nation 500 has purchased $6,941.72 in supplements, so you would have to purchase at least $7,000 in supplements to make the top 500, which I believe are all Level 5’s.

When the list first came out, number 500 had purchased approximately $5,500 worth of supplements, and that number has increased almost $1500 in a little over a year, so I would make $7,000 in total purchases a baseline to reach Level 5.

or… start killing off the Top 500 to create a NEW 500! and a new level 5.

I can work with that

Is killing 500 people cheaper than $7000?

Because if it is, I need to quit grunting angrily at people who’re using the squat rack.[/quote]

I bet we could get a discount group rate

and… you know you like the grunting at people in the squat rack

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

[/quote]

Holy shit.

They better look like they spent that much.

When they fart, I wonder if it smells like “Grow”.

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

[/quote]

That better be either a pro BBer or an eccentric building a functional building out of Surge.

[quote]Artem wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

That better be either a pro BBer or an eccentric building a functional building out of Surge.[/quote]

Hey, it’s more productive than buying $58,016.66 dollars worth of cocaine, yes?

[quote]SSC wrote:
Artem wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Who’s number one?

Someone who spent $58,016.66.

That better be either a pro BBer or an eccentric building a functional building out of Surge.

Hey, it’s more productive than buying $58,016.66 dollars worth of cocaine, yes?[/quote]

But nowhere near as much fun!!

I would think.

[quote]SSC wrote:
Hey, it’s more productive than buying $58,016.66 dollars worth of cocaine, yes?[/quote]

Depends.

I could get a LOT done on that.

I’d rather buy supps though.

The mods changed my title from “Who Do I Have To Blow To Reach Level 5”…