So today I was at the local track. There was this guy who told me he could run five miles at a six-minute-mile pace. He was pleased with himself.
I can only run 8-minute miles. But I outweighed the guy by at least 50 pounds. So I’m definately relatively faster than he is.
So next time you’re at the track running fast, give some propers to the guys who outweigh you: They might even be quicker pound-for-pound!