Actual Things People Said In The Gym:
“I don’t like this preacher bench, I can’t feel it in my chest” (while performing scott curls).
“Bouncing the bar off my chest helds build muscle” (referring to flat bench presses).
“I don’t think diet has anything to do with building muscle. If you worked out more, you would be bigger.”
Me: “Hey, How many sets you got left?” (pointing to the squat rack where the meathead was doing barbell shrugs)
Clueless Girl: "What’s a good exercise for my butt?:
Retard Guy: “Smith Machine Squats”
Clueless Girl: “What’s a smith machine?”
Retard Guy: “It helps build more muscle by making it harder”