[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]
Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]
Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]
Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.[/quote]
Hah, me too. I wasn’t going to actually change anything with the way I acted or looked, since those things apparently don’t define race, or gender. Basically, it will just go on job applications and scholarship paperwork for my daughter.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]
Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.[/quote]
Hah, me too. I wasn’t going to actually change anything with the way I acted or looked, since those things apparently don’t define race, or gender. Basically, it will just go on job applications and scholarship paperwork for my daughter.[/quote]
Just change your last name to Gonzales.
Affirmative Action is B.S.
And I say that as a Native American (who also was a National Merit Scholar, a state-ranked athlete at track & field, with a near perfect GPA, AND highly decorated in the Army) – basically entry to college was a non-issue.
I was always treated like I was an affirmative action baby, and it pissed me off. That said, I also knew why people did it and fully understood.
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]
Dude, you are so good at this.
Now that I’m a black lesbian happily trapped in a white man’s body I thought I had the world by the horns… Turns out you have a much better trans game than I do.
You guys are just being greedy now.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]
Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]
Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces. [/quote]
How did I miss this?
Jesus I’m so out of my league here…
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
You guys are just being greedy now. [/quote]
Don’t be hatin’ bro… Just come up with your new identity. Let’s cash in on this motha…
YOLO
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
You guys are just being greedy now. [/quote]
Don’t be hatin’ bro… Just come up with your new identity. Let’s cash in on this motha…
YOLO[/quote]
You’re a racist in T minus 3…2…1…
My new identity.
Wait, can I identify as morbidly obese to the point of disability?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]
Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces. [/quote]
How did I miss this?
Jesus I’m so out of my league here…[/quote]
Actually… That is a very good point. Very good. The whole “I can’t work cause I have ADHD” claim.
Damn. We entered a whole new world.
Can being addicted to porn be a qualifying disability?
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
My new identity.[/quote]
Thanks for allowing us to visit your crib. Cribs: Beetlejuice - YouTube
I still have that robe ^
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I would like to submit this for consideration as Beans new identity.[/quote]
Too white…
I’m a black lesbian now.
Solid gold… This story is solid fucking gold.
This lady is now claiming her parents might not be her real parents, she hasn’t had a DNA test. She is no longer crazy, she is fucking certifiable.