Race, like Gender, is Now a Choice

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]

Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]

Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.[/quote]

Hah, me too. I wasn’t going to actually change anything with the way I acted or looked, since those things apparently don’t define race, or gender. Basically, it will just go on job applications and scholarship paperwork for my daughter.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’m thinking about being a black jewish woman, what about everyone else?[/quote]

Me, too. But only if I can keep my beard.[/quote]

Hah, me too. I wasn’t going to actually change anything with the way I acted or looked, since those things apparently don’t define race, or gender. Basically, it will just go on job applications and scholarship paperwork for my daughter.[/quote]

Just change your last name to Gonzales.

Affirmative Action is B.S.

And I say that as a Native American (who also was a National Merit Scholar, a state-ranked athlete at track & field, with a near perfect GPA, AND highly decorated in the Army) – basically entry to college was a non-issue.

I was always treated like I was an affirmative action baby, and it pissed me off. That said, I also knew why people did it and fully understood.

Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]

Dude, you are so good at this.

Now that I’m a black lesbian happily trapped in a white man’s body I thought I had the world by the horns… Turns out you have a much better trans game than I do.

You guys are just being greedy now.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]

Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces.

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]

Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces. [/quote]

How did I miss this?

Jesus I’m so out of my league here…

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
You guys are just being greedy now. [/quote]

Don’t be hatin’ bro… Just come up with your new identity. Let’s cash in on this motha…

YOLO

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
You guys are just being greedy now. [/quote]

Don’t be hatin’ bro… Just come up with your new identity. Let’s cash in on this motha…

YOLO[/quote]

You’re a racist in T minus 3…2…1…

My new identity.

I would like to submit this for consideration as Beans new identity.

Wait, can I identify as morbidly obese to the point of disability?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Oh, and I’m also now 75 years old for the discounts and so I can file for social security. I’m trans-racial-gender-age.[/quote]

Don’t forget about also now being handicapped, no way in hell you should miss out on those parking spaces. [/quote]

How did I miss this?

Jesus I’m so out of my league here…[/quote]

Actually… That is a very good point. Very good. The whole “I can’t work cause I have ADHD” claim.

Damn. We entered a whole new world.

Can being addicted to porn be a qualifying disability?

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
My new identity.[/quote]

Thanks for allowing us to visit your crib. Cribs: Beetlejuice - YouTube

I still have that robe ^

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I would like to submit this for consideration as Beans new identity.[/quote]

Too white…

I’m a black lesbian now.

Solid gold… This story is solid fucking gold.

This lady is now claiming her parents might not be her real parents, she hasn’t had a DNA test. She is no longer crazy, she is fucking certifiable.