Every Saturday I have to go over to my mother-in-law’s house and clean a bunch of raccoon shit off her roof. The fucker is using the space by her chimney and another spot on her roof as his personal toilet. He/she doesn’t appear to be getting inside her house/attic. My questions:
Why…why…why would the raccoon go to the trouble of climbing up on the roof to shit? I know it can probably get up on the roof REAL easy…but…still…why?
Why 2 spots? It’s equal amounts of shit in both spots, so I don’t believe he/she’s switching spots because there’s too much poop in the first spot.
How can I stop him/her from doing this? I’ve thought about putting some reading material on the neighbor’s roof and maybe a bidet.
I am 100% serious about this with the exception of the reading material/bidet on the neighbor’s roof. Any help is appreciated.