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Quotes


#1

Here is one but I wont tell you by what "T-man",

"In life, the impact of words is astounding. The unthinking, well-meaning messages all around us are insidiouse. We must always stand gaurd to protect ourselves from those messages that are intended to harm us. But we must attack, with extream prejudice, the messages that are offered as benign yet are malignant to the core."


#2

In reference to whether my friend should get back together with his psycho ex-girlfriend, my bro suggested:

"Tell her you'll get back together if she buys you a forty, and lets you do'er in the butt."


#3

Found this one last night:

"IF YOU TAKE THIS LEG EXTENSION MACHINE, WRAP A CHAIN AROUND IT, AND DRAG IT AROUND THE PARKING LOT, YOU'LL GET A HELL OF A LEG WORKOUT" - DINO NICK


#4

In reference to strength

"I used to break those electronic punhing bags"


#5

lol, deuce


#6

kAN'T enybody spel hear?


#7

know I kan't spill


#8

Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!


#9

here is one that is real deep. a famous mexican man coined this in the early ages of man kind. it has since been passed on to me:

"el hombre que no toma

es como flor sin aroma"

excuse the spelling and punctuation, as i am not mexican.


#10

You rock Iron!!


#11

"I feel like I'm on deca."


#12

"Do today what others won't, sotomorrow you can do what others can't!" ?Anonymous

I loved this so much, I turned it into a sticker and stuck it to my training log.

Billy


#13

THE MOVIE: 13th warrior

THE SITUATION: Antonia Banderas's Character mills down a great big Viking sword to half its size so he can actually use it. He then does a series of fencing moves, cuts the top off of a log, weighs it in his hands and emits a satisfying grin.

THE QUOTE: One of the 13 warrior looks at him with a smirk and says, "When you die, can I give that to my daughter?"

I love that quote...

B


#14

In "Outlaw Josey Wales" Red Leg leader (bad guy) says to Josey's former leader "Doin right aint got no end." Always think about that when moral busybodies are trying to tell me what I can or cannot drink, eat, smoke, shoot, etc.


#15

How about Tom Hanks' line in A League of Their Own, "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes it great." That one is definitely a classic...

Another favorite of mine, Henry David Thoreau, "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."


#16

Cannot remember the name of the movie.

A plane full of soccer players crashes in the mountains. Two guys try to walk out of it to get help. They are hungry thirsty and they see no sign of civilization.

The first guy falls to the ground and starts crying: "we are going to die up here" as he lays their and quits.

The second guy grabs him by the coat and start to walk. he then says: "Then we will die walking"!

I always loved that line.


#17

Zeb -- that movie was a hollywood version of the book Alive! I read that one in 6th grade (1976). Another book of the same was titled They Ate Human Flesh, which came out some years later.


#18

"Stand back, I don't know how big it gets!"

1,001 Erotic Nights

or

"This is me coming up from what I call parallel."
Squat1000


#19

THE MOVIE: 13th warrior

THE SITUATION: Antonia Banderas's character cannot handle a Viking sword. He wants a smaller one he can handle. He asks the Viking leader what he should do.

THE QUOTE: The Viking leader says, "Get stronger."


#20

Another one from Confucius:

"Man who keeps hand in pocket feel cocky all day."