Proteinpowda: Look at that girl over there in the bikini bending over; she has no butt!
Friend: What do you expect, she’s white?
Proteinpowda: I expect her to deadlift.
Proteinpowda is in a club and 3 girls walk by and one of then falls…Proteinpowda yells out “It’s ok; she’s a blonde!”
Ok…that was my non-alcoholic night (damn weight-lifting…no drinking fun ever!)
I don’t know what to say…
I dont know what to say to that.
“I expect her to deadlift” would be funnier if you spoke like arnie and had a machine gun.
Other than that…say WHAT?
get stood up again?
Home alone and bored?
Our shenanigan’s are cheeky and fun.
PP’s shenanigan’ are cruel and tragic.
“It’s not funny, it’s not fun.”
[quote]apayne wrote:
Our shenanigan’s are cheeky and fun.
PP’s shenanigan’ are cruel and tragic.
[/quote]
“I swear to god, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’”
“…Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and the goofy shit on the walls?”
“Oh you mean Shenanigans?!”
apayne, I had forgotten how funny that movie is. Thanks for reminding me.
“Who wants a mustache ride?”
“I do! I do!”
“Once they get that syrup in 'em they get all antsy in their pantsy…”
Great Movie, I can’t believe that Brian Cox played that part.
I must have missed something…
Ah yes humor…
Are you sure this guy won Surge for saying somthing funny?!?!??!?!!
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Are you sure this guy won Surge for saying somthing funny?!?!??!?!! [/quote]
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! STOP IT!!! HAHAHAH!!!
I clicked on this in the Top Ten Posts thinking it was gonna be a compilation of the shit he’s said here on this site, that someone ELSE, in an act of courage, searched for and posted.
Boy was I wrong.
[quote]NewDamage wrote:
I clicked on this in the Top Ten Posts thinking it was gonna be a compilation of the shit he’s said here on this site, that someone ELSE, in an act of courage, searched for and posted.
Boy was I wrong.[/quote]
I was thinking the same thing. I hate being wrong.
I think you all need to look again-
i laughed my ass off this time,
“its ok, she’s a blonde”- priceless.
I think its funnier if you imagine powder wearing his dog like a stole.
[quote]jaimeo wrote:
I think its funnier if you imagine powder wearing his dog like a stole.
[/quote]
Now thats fuckin funny. The mental picture of that is gonna have me laughing for about another hour.
I don’t have a current one yet. It takes me a few hours to prep myself for a picture you know; with all the makeup and oil I need to put on my body…plus then I have to have a few hundred pictures taken so I can choose JUST the right one.
Now THERE is an actual ProteinPowda quote.
I wonder if he puts make-up on the dog too?
[quote]jakewnet44 wrote:
jaimeo wrote:
I think its funnier if you imagine powder wearing his dog like a stole.
Now thats fuckin funny. The mental picture of that is gonna have me laughing for about another hour.[/quote]
LMAO Ditto.
Kuz
Okay, so I did some searching trying to find out the inside joke I missed, and, I think this could provide some entertainment. . .
In response to someone suggesting he shave his legs:
"Proteinpowda
01/16/05
04:10 PM
Arizona, USA
KiloSprinter wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Tungsten wrote:
your legs could use a trim…
I refuse to do that…
nothing wrong with it. i shave my legs because i am a bike racer. they look a lot better with no hair, and they don’t look girly because i have good definition and decent size.
maybe you could just trim them, that is normal for a lot a guys to do.
maybe if I win a Beat Our Caption contest I’ll consider it…"
Lather up!
Check out the new Thread about Proteinpowda taking HOT-ROX before going out. That thread alone ahould add a few new quotes to the list
[quote]atmosphere wrote:
Okay, so I did some searching trying to find out the inside joke I missed, and, I think this could provide some entertainment. . .
In response to someone suggesting he shave his legs:
"Proteinpowda
01/16/05
04:10 PM
Arizona, USA
KiloSprinter wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Tungsten wrote:
your legs could use a trim…
I refuse to do that…
nothing wrong with it. i shave my legs because i am a bike racer. they look a lot better with no hair, and they don’t look girly because i have good definition and decent size.
maybe you could just trim them, that is normal for a lot a guys to do.
maybe if I win a Beat Our Caption contest I’ll consider it…"
Lather up![/quote]
wait…are you saying that Powda oils up his body, puts make-up on and shaves his legs in anticipation of taking hundreds of pictures of his semi-nekkid body–and his dog?
woah.
Atmosphere…I actually tried it about 4 weeks ago…I trimmed my thighs up with either a 1 or 2…I forget. I didn’t really think it made enough of a difference for the effort involved.