[quote]wufwugy wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
"There are no tools so cumbersome as those that are wet. " -Benjamin Franklin
yeah, but that goes without saying.[/quote]
That is NOT what I said wuggy!! Stop Freudian slipping on me, dude! 
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
wufwugy wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
"There are no tools so cumbersome as those that are wet. " -Benjamin Franklin
yeah, but that goes without saying.
That is NOT what I said wuggy!! Stop Freudian slipping on me, dude!
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loth, calm down. have some coffee 
[quote]wufwugy wrote:
loth, calm down. have some coffee ;)[/quote]
I can’t. I’m too busy laughing at the wacko conspiracy thread. JTF is on a roll this week.
“Wars are not paid for in wartime, the bill comes later.”
-Benjamin Franklin
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
wufwugy wrote:
loth, calm down. have some coffee
I can’t. I’m too busy laughing at the wacko conspiracy thread. JTF is on a roll this week.
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“Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore.”
-Benjamin Franklin
[quote]JustTheFacts wrote:
“Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore.”
-Benjamin Franklin[/quote]
aHA!
“Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom, but Babbling is ever a folly.” -Benjamin Franklin
JTF: Please keep the wacko thread going, I may be able to finally get those iron-girder obliques I’ve been working on if I keep laughing this much. You are one of my favorite T-Nationers!
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
JustTheFacts wrote:
“Vessels large may venture more, But little boats should keep near shore.”
-Benjamin Franklin
aHA!
“Silence is not always a Sign of Wisdom, but Babbling is ever a folly.” -Benjamin Franklin
JTF: Please keep the wacko thread going, I may be able to finally get those iron-girder obliques I’ve been working on if I keep laughing this much. You are one of my favorite T-Nationers![/quote]
Touche’
“It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.”
-Benjamin Franklin
I’ll see what I can do.
JTF:
“The Muses love the Morning.” -Ben Franklin
Get to crackin’! I’m counting on you, man!
[quote]“It’s not a bald spot. It’s a solar panel for a sex machine.” - Benjamin Franklin
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I love it
Did Franklin make the quote “I would have written a shorter letter had I the time”?
Benny Hill said: “Any man who dresses up as a woman can’t be all bad.”
Wait! wrong Benny. My bad.
[quote]Jersey5150 wrote:
Bring on the Benny quotes. He was an interesting individual.[/quote]
“We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
-B. Franklin
[quote]pittbulll wrote:
Did Franklin make the quote “I would have written a shorter letter had I the time”?[/quote]
Voltaire wrote something along those lines.
One of my all time favorite Franklin quotes:
Repeal that [welfare] law, and you will soon see a change in their manners. St. Monday and St. Tuesday, will soon cease to be holidays. Six days shalt thou labor, though one of the old commandments long treated as out of date, will again be looked upon as a respectable precept; industry will increase, and with it plenty among the lower people; their circumstances will mend, and more will be done for their happiness by inuring them to provide for themselves, than could be done by dividing all your estates among them.
“If you can squat deep and take huge shits, what else do you need to be happy”
Ben Franklin
or maybe it was Jon Pall Sigmarrson, I get those two confused,