Question of The Week

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
But why breasts? Why not “earlobes” or “nostrils”…or “pinky toes”?

What is it about round things in your face that make you go, “mmmmm”?[/quote]
Oh are you seriously wondering?

I always assumed it had something to do with the ability to care for a child. Men notice the parts of a woman most associated with raising his offspring, the whole pelvic region, and the breasts. That’s why they say men desire certain anatomical ratios such as hip width (more likely she can birth a child successfully) and breast size (more likely that she can feed it I guess?) although even women with small breasts can breastfeed, so I don’t really know. Are women with bigger boobs better at breastfeeding?[/quote]
Relax not everything is serious[/quote]
Gross gif…

I’m still with you on team ass though.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
But why breasts? Why not “earlobes” or “nostrils”…or “pinky toes”?

What is it about round things in your face that make you go, “mmmmm”?[/quote]
Oh are you seriously wondering?

I always assumed it had something to do with the ability to care for a child. Men notice the parts of a woman most associated with raising his offspring, the whole pelvic region, and the breasts. That’s why they say men desire certain anatomical ratios such as hip width (more likely she can birth a child successfully) and breast size (more likely that she can feed it I guess?) although even women with small breasts can breastfeed, so I don’t really know. Are women with bigger boobs better at breastfeeding?[/quote]
Relax not everything is serious[/quote]
Gross gif…

I’m still with you on team ass though.[/quote]
You’re a good egg then.

Team ASS for the win.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
But why breasts? Why not “earlobes” or “nostrils”…or “pinky toes”?

What is it about round things in your face that make you go, “mmmmm”?[/quote]
Oh are you seriously wondering?

I always assumed it had something to do with the ability to care for a child. Men notice the parts of a woman most associated with raising his offspring, the whole pelvic region, and the breasts. That’s why they say men desire certain anatomical ratios such as hip width (more likely she can birth a child successfully) and breast size (more likely that she can feed it I guess?) although even women with small breasts can breastfeed, so I don’t really know. Are women with bigger boobs better at breastfeeding?[/quote]
Relax not everything is serious[/quote]
Gross gif…

I’m still with you on team ass though.[/quote]
You’re a good egg then.

Team ASS for the win.[/quote]

I think everyone can agree that the two do not have to be mutually exclusive, but in the senario that they are?

+1 for Team ASS

Titties all the way.

Team Ass, where do I report?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Team Ass, where do I report?[/quote]

…in the back.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Team Ass, where do I report?[/quote]
Hallway B, third door on the left.

Tits… ass… it’s all good.

It’s like trying to determine which room is better, the kitchen or the bedroom.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tits… ass… it’s all good.

It’s like trying to determine which room is better, the kitchen or the bedroom.[/quote]

Kitchen on the floor…the counters aren’t big enough for good ass.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Team Ass, where do I report?[/quote]

…in the back.[/quote]

Bazinga

[quote]doogie wrote:
Titties all the way.[/quote]

We’re outnumbered in this fight.

Team Titties!!!

Ah, this thread gives me happy feelings.

And people say everything Prof. X touches turns into a shitstorm…

[quote]csulli wrote:
Ah, this thread gives me happy feelings.

And people say everything Prof. X touches turns into a shitstorm…[/quote]

Well, if he is on Team Ass…

On a related note, my wife got out of the shower yesterday morning before my son woke up. After he woke up she brought him in the bedroom with her where she was getting dressed (he’s only 2 and a half).

My son: Mommy, are those your boobies?

Wife: Uh, yeah.

My son: Me like them. Let me see them.

Wife: Don’t be fresh, only mean boys say that!

My son: But me loooove them. Me want to laaaay on them!

Seriously, tits are the shit.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Team Ass, where do I report?[/quote]

…in the back.[/quote]

LMMFBAO

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Tits… ass… it’s all good.

It’s like trying to determine which room is better, the kitchen or the bedroom.[/quote]

Naaaa, ya can’t Play Babaloo while hitting it from the back with Tits

[quote]Professor X wrote:
But why breasts? Why not “earlobes” or “nostrils”…or “pinky toes”?

What is it about round things in your face that make you go, “mmmmm”?[/quote]

How about oval things that make you go, ‘‘mmmmmmmmmm’’?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Team Ass, where do I report?[/quote]

…in the back.[/quote]

This will be a live music event

I’m a glute, and hamstring guy myself… Strangely people give me funny looks whenever I try to check out their posterior chain development ;).

Behold.