Hey Joel –
I was thinking, if you are going to grow out the Mullet, you really need to complete the package. No mullet is complete without the dirtstache. That is the whispy mustache that looks like pre-pubic hair that 14 year old boys get before they shave for the first time.
The dirtstache is not to be confused with the ‘Lustache’ which looks more like a Tom Selleck style mustache, or like a rodent crawled onto your upper lip and attached itself.
Hope this helps.