Apparently, Russia’s gray eminence Vladimir Putin saved a group of scientists from a tiger.
How awesome is that!
Clearly, the 80s would have turned out differently with this guy around instead of Gorby.
According to the rules of a (new) cold war, Bush MUST put something even more awesome on the table.
What will it be?
Strangling two alien white house invaders barehanded?
Getting a blow job from Hillary and letting her suffocate afterwards from the mighty load, live at prime time?