Putin The Pedo

Alright…Time out. No bringing in peoples kids and shit. Those blows are too low.

I hate how everyone picks on Putin, despite him doing cool Judo moves. This is just a ‘Zirbit’, family people do it to kids all the time, my aunts used to do it to me.

It’s odd to have a high-ranking political figure do that, you expect a sterner image, but maybe that’s what he was trying to fix. What with all the rumours about silencing news reporters and world takeover, you don’t expect that of a zirbiter.