Pu**y Whipped Guys

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-Teh womens will often seek to impose ridiculous boundaries early on in a relationship, if you don’t make it clear you can’t/won’t accept any or at least most of these silly ‘conditions’, it’s only going to be a matter of time before your balls are in her hand & she’s squeezing!

-A lof of dudes buy into the whole: Do EVERYTHING together mentality, which futher ups the likelihood of the aforementioned point manifesting or perhaps happening without even needing to be effectively ‘enforced’.

Sad either way really.

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[quote]infinite_shore wrote:
You idiot, you will summon up Orion.[/quote]

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From a strategic perspective, this is idiotic behavior.

Social status is by and large granted by other men, to ignore friendships or even alliances with other men for pussy seriously damages your sexual market value.

Also, occupying your time exclusively is a shit test and if you give in you have failed and will be richly rewarded by the taste of another mans cock on your lovers lips.

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I’d say I’m pussy whipped, but I aint lost my sense of humour.

I do make excuses about drinking the beer though. Actually I don’t. I’m honest. I say I don’t drink the beer cause drinking the beer kills my mojo. I like my mojo, and I like sex much more than I like beer.

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Eh, happens with women, too. I’m currently wondering what happened to my best friend, who now has to check to see what her antisocial boyfriend is doing/thinking before even following through on previously established plans, never mind spontaneous stuff, which is very rare now. I can’t imagine this happening from either direction in my relationship. I want to be with him, yes, but I also want girlfriend time and so understand that he will presumably want guy time.

On the other hand, my ex-husband really didn’t seem to want to do stuff without me. I was the only one doing outside friends stuff. So maybe your boys really were never that into it, OP.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Pussy is seriously everywhere…and once the one you diss your friends over drops you then you make the whole relationship with your dudes massively awkward.

Not only that…

But eventually the guy starts to complain to you about how the girl treats him?

You tell him to leave and he says “youre right” until she calls and makes him wash her car after her cleans her apartment. And cook her breakfast all while tecting her from the next room

[/quote]

LOL! sadly true

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Emily Q
^‘happens with women, too’^

WANG WHIPPED!

Heavens to betsy!

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[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Emily Q
^‘happens with women, too’^

WANG WHIPPED!

Heavens to betsy![/quote]

If porn has taught me anything, it’s that women love to be wang whipped.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]dudsman wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Have you seen some of that pussy they get all whipped over?
[/quote]

Pfft means nothing. Good looking pussy whinges & whines just as much as fat ugly pussy, probably even more so.

Nothing worse than guys who surrender their balls to a chick once they are in a relationship. My brother is one of the worst for this, cant do a fucken thing without getting permission off his Mrs. 1st, makes me sick. What makes it worse is he is in denial about it.

Sure you cant be the happy go lucky, do whatever you please guy like when you were single, but you still should be able to catch up with your buddies every now & then for a few beers.[/quote]

True that.

Ive lost a few of my boys to this bullshit.

They arent even the same people anymore…more like some womans butler.

“Hey man. Wanna come play football? All of our senior class is in town and we can get our coaches to run the game”

“Sorry man i cant. Im going to the mall with Tori”

WTF

Its not at all what Sky and Dwarf are thinking…

[/quote]

Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]dudsman wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Have you seen some of that pussy they get all whipped over?
[/quote]

Pfft means nothing. Good looking pussy whinges & whines just as much as fat ugly pussy, probably even more so.

Nothing worse than guys who surrender their balls to a chick once they are in a relationship. My brother is one of the worst for this, cant do a fucken thing without getting permission off his Mrs. 1st, makes me sick. What makes it worse is he is in denial about it.

Sure you cant be the happy go lucky, do whatever you please guy like when you were single, but you still should be able to catch up with your buddies every now & then for a few beers.[/quote]

True that.

Ive lost a few of my boys to this bullshit.

They arent even the same people anymore…more like some womans butler.

“Hey man. Wanna come play football? All of our senior class is in town and we can get our coaches to run the game”

“Sorry man i cant. Im going to the mall with Tori”

WTF

Its not at all what Sky and Dwarf are thinking…

[/quote]

Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.

[/quote]

Yep.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]dudsman wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Have you seen some of that pussy they get all whipped over?
[/quote]

Pfft means nothing. Good looking pussy whinges & whines just as much as fat ugly pussy, probably even more so.

Nothing worse than guys who surrender their balls to a chick once they are in a relationship. My brother is one of the worst for this, cant do a fucken thing without getting permission off his Mrs. 1st, makes me sick. What makes it worse is he is in denial about it.

Sure you cant be the happy go lucky, do whatever you please guy like when you were single, but you still should be able to catch up with your buddies every now & then for a few beers.[/quote]

True that.

Ive lost a few of my boys to this bullshit.

They arent even the same people anymore…more like some womans butler.

“Hey man. Wanna come play football? All of our senior class is in town and we can get our coaches to run the game”

“Sorry man i cant. Im going to the mall with Tori”

WTF

Its not at all what Sky and Dwarf are thinking…

[/quote]

Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.

[/quote]

So your philosophy is hoes before bros, SkyzykS?

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Why is getting married the only way to “grow up?”

Perhaps I simply don’t want to spend my life working like a dog for a woman who increasingly looks like a dog.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]dudsman wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Have you seen some of that pussy they get all whipped over?
[/quote]

Pfft means nothing. Good looking pussy whinges & whines just as much as fat ugly pussy, probably even more so.

Nothing worse than guys who surrender their balls to a chick once they are in a relationship. My brother is one of the worst for this, cant do a fucken thing without getting permission off his Mrs. 1st, makes me sick. What makes it worse is he is in denial about it.

Sure you cant be the happy go lucky, do whatever you please guy like when you were single, but you still should be able to catch up with your buddies every now & then for a few beers.[/quote]

True that.

Ive lost a few of my boys to this bullshit.

They arent even the same people anymore…more like some womans butler.

“Hey man. Wanna come play football? All of our senior class is in town and we can get our coaches to run the game”

“Sorry man i cant. Im going to the mall with Tori”

WTF

Its not at all what Sky and Dwarf are thinking…

[/quote]

Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.

[/quote]

Yep.
[/quote]

Seemed pretty obvious that OP didnt mean that.

I swear you slobbering old people are always so quick to drop the “grow up” card on the table.

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When you finally get some self-respect, you attract women who will respect you… women you then deserve.

Otherwise, if you come into this acting like a spoiled asshole, expect that type of woman.

Oh, and Raj, I’ve been married for 26 years to a wonderful woman who is not a dog, nor am I working like one for her.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
Why is getting married the only way to “grow up?”

Perhaps I simply don’t want to spend my life working like a dog for a woman who increasingly looks like a dog.

[/quote]

Aww shit dude

You done messed up now.

waits for old people to shuffle in with cold cups of coffee and danish stuck in beards

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

So your philosophy is hoes before bros, SkyzykS?[/quote]

I know you’re asking that out of humor, Em.

But guys who refer to their women as hoes, only deserve hoes. Then expect disrespect on both sides.

See my previous post. ^

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Oh, I agree! Which I think was SkyzykS’ point. And yes, I was joking.

It makes me sad to see such potentially good men hold such self-sabotaging views. The views limit their outcomes, so they find exactly what they expect to find.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.
[/quote]

Bullshit. It is ALL about your sexual market value.

You would do well to study the great teachings of master orion. He is wise beyond his years.

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An innocent thread where a dude is venting about missing his friend is about to turn into this bullshit again?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]dudsman wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Have you seen some of that pussy they get all whipped over?
[/quote]

Pfft means nothing. Good looking pussy whinges & whines just as much as fat ugly pussy, probably even more so.

Nothing worse than guys who surrender their balls to a chick once they are in a relationship. My brother is one of the worst for this, cant do a fucken thing without getting permission off his Mrs. 1st, makes me sick. What makes it worse is he is in denial about it.

Sure you cant be the happy go lucky, do whatever you please guy like when you were single, but you still should be able to catch up with your buddies every now & then for a few beers.[/quote]

True that.

Ive lost a few of my boys to this bullshit.

They arent even the same people anymore…more like some womans butler.

“Hey man. Wanna come play football? All of our senior class is in town and we can get our coaches to run the game”

“Sorry man i cant. Im going to the mall with Tori”

WTF

Its not at all what Sky and Dwarf are thinking…

[/quote]

Yeah. I’m thinking more along the lines of guys growing up a little, developing productive relationships, and maybe having a family versus guy who thinks life is all about hangin out and knockin a few back and all of that bros before hoes bullshit.

[/quote]

Yep.
[/quote]

Seemed pretty obvious that OP didnt mean that.

I swear you slobbering old people are always so quick to drop the “grow up” card on the table.[/quote]

It’s not about ‘bros before hoes’. It’s about KEEPING your bros. For some people, it seems that once you get a girlfriend then your free time is thrown out the window because they are constantly with them. I have a few friends who can balance the two, thank god. I’ve also seen a few of my friends disappear from my life because they get into a relationship. Oh and guess what, those relationships don’t last. So don’t give me some bullshit about them not being “a good friend” because they were and are (when they are around).

On the other hand, friendships do last. The only way to really fuck up a friendship between guys is a) fucking the others girlfriend or b) completely losing touch with the other. I’ve never experienced “a)” before but “b)” seems to happen too often.

I’m all for relationships but just because you’re in one doesn’t mean you can’t keep the one’s that you’ve already established.