Proteins are Bad for Your Kidnies

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
what the fuck are kidnies?[/quote]

Kidnies - (n) Small plastic replicas of those kids you see on commercials about third world countries needing only thirty-five cents a day to keep them well fed on corn husks and bird seed.

ie. Sally Struthers was found eating several kidnies in her trailer in between takes stating afterwards, “they looked like little chocolate people!”

[quote]Professor X wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
what the fuck are kidnies?

Kidnies - (n) Small plastic replicas of those kids you see on commercials about third world countries needing only thirty-five cents a day to keep them well fed on corn husks and bird seed.

ie. Sally Struthers was found eating several kidnies in her trailer in between takes stating afterwards, “they looked like little chocolate people!”[/quote]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

that’s just wrong

funny as hell, but wrong

He said he has not taken steroids, methlyated or otherwise.

OP - Have you taken any kind of prohormone, legal or not? M1T or the like? Anything methlyated will throw your liver values up for a few weeks after you cease taking them.

Also, mild to moderate strain, sprain, (also including car crash and also hard core workouts) or other injury can elevate alt and ast temporarily.

In any case, follow the below advice:

  1. Clean up your diet for a few weeks (obviosly no prohormones), by cutting out all sugars. Include healthy veggies for your carb source.

  2. After step 1, get retested. You’re probably fine.

  3. If still elevated (but only slighly as before), repeat step 1, but for a period of 6 weeks, and then repeat step 2.

  4. If you had to go to step 3 and are still elevated, consult a “kidnie” (haha I mean liver) specialist.

BT

[quote]Professor X wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
what the fuck are kidnies?

Kidnies - (n) Small plastic replicas of those kids you see on commercials about third world countries needing only thirty-five cents a day to keep them well fed on corn husks and bird seed.

ie. Sally Struthers was found eating several kidnies in her trailer in between takes stating afterwards, “they looked like little chocolate people!”[/quote]

Marklark! (10 bonus points if you figure it out)

OP - Its because you live in Quebec.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
OP - Its because you live in Quebec.[/quote]

What are you talking about?

My diet is clean,my only carb source are fruit, cottage cheese and milk in the morning and after my workout. I have never took any steroid or hormones.

I train hard, but I know I am not THAT hardcore

Also I tought kidnies was the retarded word for kidneys or liver in english. I used it as a joke

Okay, I’m going to try the nice thing one more time. I’ve done enough to deserve a seat in hell as it is.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
gsxtacy wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:

the truth is that it is just so damn easy making a thread on T-Nation about it

Have you ever heard the saying:

“you can give a man a single fish and feed him for a day.
Or you can teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime.”?

Dude you have got to learn how to fish.

(I’m trying to be nice to you because I honestly believe you’re mildly retarded)

I believe you should learn to control your antipathy. [/quote]

I’m completely in control. I tried to explain something to you, hoping that maybe you would understand why leaching off of other people’s work isn’t doing you any good. Having people tell you the answer all the time isn’t educating yourself. And when it comes down to crunch time, you’re going to fail, because you don’t know how to learn on your own.

You won’t always have your mommy to buy you food, or pay the mortgage, or coupons to steal to save you money on egg whites. There is going to come a time when you realize one of life’s little treasures. Ultimately no one gives a fuck about one another, no one is going to take care of you, no one is going to pay your bills. Just because modern man has technological advancements doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have to survive. Knowledge and the ability to teach yourself will be integral to this survival.

The word your looking for is smarter. That’s all I have to say about that.

Again, it is the difference between being told things, and learning things. The difference between being taken care of and taking care of yourself. Asking on the forum, without ANY research on your part what-so-ever is equivalent to sucking mommy’s tit. You’re young, but you’re not that young.

(It is also lazy as fuck. Neither girls nor women like lazy fucks, unless they are lazy shits themselves.)

It’s not that, I actually enjoyed your diet coke thread, that was good stuff.

Fishing is learning on your own.

In some ways, yes I am. But it has nothing to do with this board.

English isn’t his native language, but you have a point.

You need more practice in English, you just owned yourself.

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
what the fuck are kidnies?

Kidnies - (n) Small plastic replicas of those kids you see on commercials about third world countries needing only thirty-five cents a day to keep them well fed on corn husks and bird seed.

ie. Sally Struthers was found eating several kidnies in her trailer in between takes stating afterwards, “they looked like little chocolate people!”

Marklark! (10 bonus points if you figure it out)[/quote]

fuck yeah for south park hahaha

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Okay, I’m going to try the nice thing one more time. I’ve done enough to deserve a seat in hell as it is.

‘’ I’m completely in control. I tried to explain something to you, hoping that maybe you would understand why leaching off of other people’s work isn’t doing you any good. Having people tell you the answer all the time isn’t educating yourself. And when it comes down to crunch time, you’re going to fail, because you don’t know how to learn on your own. ‘’

Explain what? That I cant ask for specific information on a forum? People do it all the time. Do you realise that a big a part of T-Nation is people seeking and asking for information ? Or maybe it should only be fun stuff, like on the get a life section

It seems that I am the only one bothering you for doing this. From now on I would ask you to ignore me on this forum. I don’t need you to try to make me ‘‘understand’’ (because you are convinced that you have so much more understanding than me), or be ‘‘nice’’ to me (like If I really care about you being nice with me).

Unless you have something valuable to say (I am sure you have some) don’t bother typing to me. Your attempt at destroying me on internet wont succeed. because 1. I dont care and 2.You dont convince me

Now How I am supposed to know AST and ASL means from the beggining anyway. Maybe I should wait until I do my medecine training so i wont be leeching off or getting a fish or whatever.

I didnt learn that the earth was round by my own experiments, someone told me.That is fucking getting a fish. Like sucking your mom tits.

I learn some stuff from books, and some other stuff people tell me orally. How do you learn? by being told

Do you really think people tell me answers all the time? If so you should know by then (because you seem to pay particuliar attention to my post) that the only thing I should know now is about splenda, diet coke and AST-ALT.Because the only thing I do is asking information on this forum and getting some fish.

You won’t always have your mommy to buy you food, or pay the mortgage, or coupons to steal to save you money on egg whites. There is going to come a time when you realize one of life’s little treasures.

Lol nice post remembering. Stealing coupon? I don’t think so.Coupons are there to be taken. taking them all? That was opportunist, maybe it wasnt 100% okay but it sure wasnt stealing. Also If my mommy buy me my food then I am not saving money,she is, right?

Ultimately no one gives a fuck about one another, no one is going to take care of you, no one is going to pay your bills. Just because modern man has technological advancements doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have to survive. Knowledge and the ability to teach yourself will be integral to this survival.

Sure, but it is not a license to be an asshole.Life is much better when people care about each other.

Again, How do you expect me to learn about this specific stuff ?Do I have to teach myself chemistry and learn how the body works all by myself?. I am not Isaac Newton.

Again, it is the difference between being told things, and learning things. The difference between being taken care of and taking care of yourself. Asking on the forum, without ANY research on your part what-so-ever is equivalent to sucking mommy’s tit. You’re young, but you’re not that young.
(It is also lazy as fuck. Neither girls nor women like lazy fucks, unless they are lazy shits themselves.)

To learn things you have to be told first. It works like that in schools

I wanted an information, it was related more or less to weightlifting so I decided to make a thread about it on T-Nation. Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?

Fishing is learning on your own.

Yeah that is what I will do. I will stop reading on T-Nation and start from scratch in the gym. I’ll even build it by myself. I’ll even learn to forge the required metal all by myself, no one will tell me anything.

English isn’t his native language, but you have a point.

It is always convenient to point out somebody writing mistake when argumenting, eh?
I don’t see the point

that says it all

You need more practice in English, you just owned yourself.

sure

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damn that was a long post.I need to go sleep
Sorry I failed at keeping it up with editing

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?[/quote]

One is getting a single fish, the other is learning how to fish.

Fuck, is this the ramping thread?

[quote]English isn’t his native language, but you have a point.

It is always convenient to point out somebody writing mistake when argumenting, eh?
I don’t see the point[/quote]

I was responding to gsxtcy. He was the one telling you to not use the term “more smarter.” I was informing him that I know your native language isn’t English, therefore what he said isn’t really fair.

I was defending you, dumbass.

(And the word you’re looking for is arguing. Also somebody & mistake should be plural in that sentence.)

And btw, re-look over the posts, gsxtacy was calling you a dumbass, and you agreed with him.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

And btw, re-look over the posts, gsxtacy was calling you a dumbass, and you agreed with him.
[/quote]
quoted for truth lol

I had a random blood test done a year ago for insurance purposes that spawned a boatload of tests as my liver counts were through the roof. I got the “steroid” questions and people giving me the look like “sure, he’s on them, but won’t tell us”. I was taking some Tribulus, which he thought may be the cause of this.

I cleaned up my diet for 3 months, dropped all supps, and quit drinking (was having a beer every couple nights) and it did lower my counts, but they were at the high end of normal.

My doctor wasn’t too worried about it, as he said some folks just have higher than average liver counts and I’m still within the normal range (I was literally bouncing on the line).

To rule everything out and give me some piece of mind, he sent me in for an ultrasound and discovered a gallstone the size of a golfball. It’s never bothered me whatsoever and up till then, I never knew I had one. He mentioned that gallstones tend to raise your liver counts and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Did you ever get an ultrasound?

Do you drink?

I’d get a second opinion if it really bothers you and suggest a referral to an internist or whatever they’re called. They can do a liver biopsy and get to the bottom of it if need be.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?

One is getting a single fish, the other is learning how to fish.

No, it is the same thing

English isn’t his native language, but you have a point.

It is always convenient to point out somebody writing mistake when argumenting, eh?
I don’t see the point

I was responding to gsxtcy. He was the one telling you to not use the term “more smarter.” I was informing him that I know your native language isn’t English, therefore what he said isn’t really fair.

I was defending you, dumbass.

You were telling him had a point. That is not defending me

(And the word you’re looking for is arguing. Also somebody & mistake should be plural in that sentence.)

great

And btw, re-look over the posts, gsxtacy was calling you a dumbass, and you agreed with him.
[/quote]

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?

One is getting a single fish, the other is learning how to fish.

No, it is the same thing

[/quote]

Are you this delusional or trolling?

You know what? You’re right. Asking someone to do something for you is the same thing as doing something yourself.

How could I have been so foolish? I’ve wasted almost 3 decades achieving. Man I could have just sat home and asked someone to do it for me…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?

One is getting a single fish, the other is learning how to fish.

No, it is the same thing

Are you this delusional or trolling?

You know what? You’re right. Asking someone to do something for you is the same thing as doing something yourself.

How could I have been so foolish? I’ve wasted almost 3 decades achieving. Man I could have just sat home and asked someone to do it for me…

[/quote]

Right, so a google search is achieving something? lol
It is the same thing as making a thread about it. This thread: someone writes the information you seek. Google: You seek the information someone wrote.

pretty much the same thing if you think about it
There is no fishing or fish involved or whatever. It is the internet

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
Between this and doing a google search, what’s the diff?

One is getting a single fish, the other is learning how to fish.

No, it is the same thing

Are you this delusional or trolling?

You know what? You’re right. Asking someone to do something for you is the same thing as doing something yourself.

How could I have been so foolish? I’ve wasted almost 3 decades achieving. Man I could have just sat home and asked someone to do it for me…

Right, so a google search is achieving something? lol
It is the same thing as making a thread about it. This thread: someone writes the information you seek. Google: You seek the information someone wrote.

pretty much the same thing if you think about it
There is no fishing or fish involved or whatever. It is the internet
[/quote]

wrong. A google search is about taking the time to find the answer by looking through information that is readily available , making a thread is relying on/expecting others to provide you with the answers without any effort on your part.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

Right, so a google search is achieving something? lol
It is the same thing as making a thread about it. This thread: someone writes the information you seek. Google: You seek the information someone wrote.

pretty much the same thing if you think about it
There is no fishing or fish involved or whatever. It is the internet

[/quote]

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:

the truth is that it is just so damn easy making a thread on T-Nation about it

Have you ever heard the saying:

“you can give a man a single fish and feed him for a day.
Or you can teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime.”?

Dude you have got to learn how to fish.

(I’m trying to be nice to you because I honestly believe you’re mildly retarded)[/quote]

“Give a boy a thread and he reads for a day.
Teach him to troll and he annoys for a lifetime.”

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
jasmincar wrote:

the truth is that it is just so damn easy making a thread on T-Nation about it

Have you ever heard the saying:

“you can give a man a single fish and feed him for a day.
Or you can teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime.”?

Dude you have got to learn how to fish.

(I’m trying to be nice to you because I honestly believe you’re mildly retarded)

“Give a boy a thread and he reads for a day.
Teach him to troll and he annoys for a lifetime.”
[/quote]

ha ha… Oh man that’s funny