LOL! Now if you want a REAL cheat meal, try my flax-seed/fish-oil pizza
1.) Take ground flax seed
2.) Saturate with fish oil
3.) Shape into circles, cook at 400 for 10 minutes
4.) Take out of oven, cover in 0.25 ml of Frank's Red Hot sauce. VOILA...gourmet pizza!
In all seriousness though, you're completely right. If you feel you've earned a cheat meal or even a "treat", do it right and get it over with